Saturday Night Live Fantasy League: Episode 42x14: Alec Baldwin & Ed Sheeran
February 13, 2017- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Russell Stover)
- 7 points – Weekend Update
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Leslie Wants To Play Trump)
- 5 points – as Herself
- 12 points – swearing (“blurkled middle finger”, “F-----“ x4, “bitch”)
- 10 points – Lorne acknowledges your cast member
- 5 points – cast member talks down to Lorne
- 5 points – host hug
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – in-sketch alongside former host (Melissa McCarthy)
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Russell Stover)
- 5 points – sketch (Beyonce’s Babies)
- 5 points – reoccurring (Beyonce)
- 5 points – along-side former host (Tracey Morgan)
- 5 points – singing/dancing
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Leslie Wants To Play Trump)
- 5 points – as Herself
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – in-sketch alongside former host (Melissa McCarthy)
- 5 points – sketch (Cheetos Super Bowl Commercials)
- 5 points – sketch (Colonel Larson)
- 5 points – sketch (The People’s Court)
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Leslie Wants To Play Trump)
- 5 points – as Himself
- 5 points - kiss
- 3 points – 10 to 1 sketch (Sit-Up Record)
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – in-sketch alongside former host (Melissa McCarthy)
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Fatal Attraction with Jake Tapper)
- 5 points – reoccurring (Kelly-Anne Conway)
- 10 points – open-mouth kissing/licking
- 7 points – Weekend Update
- 5 points - promos
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – reoccurring
- 5 points – in-sketch alongside former host (Melissa McCarthy)
- 5 points – sketch (The People’s Court)
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Leslie Wants To Play Trump)
- 5 points – as Herself
- 5 points - promos
- 5 points – in-sketch alongside former host (Melissa McCarthy)
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – reoccurring
- 5 points – sketch (Cheetos Super Bowl Commercials)
- 3 points – sketch V/O (Fatal Attraction with Jake Tapper)
- 5 points – sketch (The People’s Court)
- 3 points – sketch V/O (Leslie Wants To Play Trump)
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – in-sketch alongside former host (Melissa McCarthy)
- 5 points – reoccurring (Glenn Thrush)
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Fatal Attraction with Jake Tapper)
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Leslie Wants To Play Trump)
- 5 points – as Himself
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Fatal Attraction with Jake Tapper)
- 5 points – reoccurring (Jake Tapper)
- 5 points – sketch (Colonel Larson)
- 5 points – sketch (The People’s Court)
- 5 points – reoccurring (Vladimir Putin)
- 5 points – sketch (Cheetos Super Bowl Commercials)
- 5 points – sketch (Colonel Larson)
- 5 points – sketch (Beyonce’s Babies)
- 5 points – along-side former host (Tracey Morgan)
- 3 points – 10 to 1 sketch (Sit-Up Record)
- 5 points – sketch (The People’s Court)
- 5 points – sketch (Beyonce’s Babies)
- 5 points – along-side former host (Tracey Morgan)
- 5 points - dancing
- 10 points – monologue
- 5 points – sketch (The People’s Court)
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – in-sketch alongside former host (Melissa McCarthy)
- 5 points – reoccurring (“this turkey”)
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Russell Stover)
- 5 points – sketch (Colonel Larson)
- 5 points - crying
- 7 points – Weekend Update
- 5 points - kiss
- 5 points – sketch (The People’s Court)
- 5 points – reoccurring
- 3 points – 10 to 1 sketch (Sit-Up Record)
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Russell Stover)
- 5 points - eating
- 5 points – sketch (Cheetos Super Bowl Commercials)
- 5 points – sketch (Colonel Larson)
- 7 points – Weekend Update
- 5 points – sketch (The People’s Court)
- 5 points – reoccurring
- 3 points – 10 to 1 sketch (Sit-Up Record)
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Russell Stover)
- 5 points – sketch (Cheetos Super Bowl Commercials)
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Leslie Wants To Play Trump)
- 5 points – as Herself
- 10 points – pre-taped sketch (Russell Stover)
- 5 points – sketch (Cheetos Super Bowl Commercials)
- 5 points – sketch (Colonel Larson)
- 5 points – singing
- 5 points – crying
- 5 points – sketch (The People’s Court)
- 5 points – reoccurring (Donald Trump)
- 5 points – sketch (Beyonce’s Babies)
- 5 points – along-side former host (Tracey Morgan)
- 5 points – sketch (Sit-Up Record)
- minus 10 points - failed to thank Cast
- 2 points – embraces guest first
- 15 points – 5.0 rating or higher
- 15 points – cold open
- 5 points – reoccurring (Sean Spicer)
- 5 points - eatting
- 15 points – “LIVE FROM NEW YORK…!”
- 5 points – sketch (Beyonce’s Babies)
- 5 points - dancing
# | TEAM NAME | ∧∨-- | HIGH[EP] | HOST | SONG | TOTAL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | The Ignorant Sluts | -- | 197[11] | 112 | 95 | 2058 |
2 | War Horse Can Dance | ∧1 | 217[14] | 567 | 91 | 1921 |
3 | Holtzwomenn | ∨1 | 229[07] | 142 | 65 | 1913 |
4 | Buffalo Bill Murrays | -- | 213[09] | 171 | 110 | 1757 |
5 | Not Ready For First Place Players | -- | 204[07] | 114 | 60 | 1721 |
6 | The Team You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At A Party | -- | 171[03/08] | 45 | 60 | 1619 |
7 | The Style Boyz | -- | 221[03] | 195 | 40 | 1470 |
# | TEAM NAME | ∧∨-- | HIGH[EP] | HOST | SONG | TOTAL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Night CrawlerZ | -- | 373[07] | 797 | 88 | 2940 |
2 | Jenny Slate’s Potty Mouth | -- | 266[08] | 0 | 79 | 2197 |
3 | Suck It Trebek | -- | 247[04] | 233 | 45 | 2110 |
4 | Martha Stewart’s Home For The Holidays Topless Christmas Special | -- | 233[07] | 10 | 40 | 2052 |
5 | Murry’d With Children | -- | 276[07] | 104 | 30 | 2045 |
6 | Three Legged Jeans | -- | 235[08] | 55 | 79 | 1799 |
7 | Kebert Xela | -- | 166[14] | 0 | 15 | 1272 |
# | TEAM NAME | ∧∨-- | HIGH[EP] | HOST | SONG | TOTAL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Lazy Sunfeys | -- | 253[07] | 539 | 77 | 2258 |
2 | Jones’n For A Good Time | -- | 217[02/04] | 166 | 111 | 1913 |
3 | Haders To The Left | -- | 179[07] | 134 | 100 | 1793 |
4 | Lorne Again Christians | ∧1 | 257[08] | 77 | 23 | 1655 |
5 | International Na$ty Gals | ∧1 | 239[07] | 78 | 51 | 1621 |
6 | Boyfriend’s Talk Show | ∨2 | 194[11] | 55 | 90 | 1598 |
7 | The Gay You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At A Party | -- | 202[03] | 108 | 0 | 1298 |
8 | Jon Bovi | -- | 161[05] | 115 | 21 | 1145 |
# | TEAM NAME | ∧∨-- | HIGH[EP] | HOST | SONG | TOTAL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Johnny Switchblade | -- | 288[04] | 182 | 80 | 2525 |
2 | Go Gene Rayburn! | ∧1 | 313[07] | 157 | 75 | 2324 |
3 | I Know Why The Caged Bird Laughs | ∨1 | 340[08] | 77 | 140 | 2295 |
4 | DJ Baby Bok Choi | ∧1 | 328[03] | 133 | 34 | 2191 |
5 | Space Pants | ∨1 | 274[07] | 179 | 88 | 2178 |
6 | Don’t Make Me Sing | -- | 267[08] | 70 | 0 | 2166 |
7 | Wookin’ Pa Nub | -- | 252[08] | 442 | 72 | 2118 |
# | TEAM NAME | ∧∨-- | HIGH[EP] | HOST | SONG | TOTAL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | The Weekenders | ∧1 | 255[07] | 578 | 0 | 2484 |
2 | Not A Strong Swimmer | ∨1 | 292[08] | 77 | 97 | 2454 |
3 | This Team Has Everything | ∧1 | 283[07] | 201 | 51 | 2279 |
4 | Lil Baby Aidy | ∨1 | 271[08] | 202 | 90 | 2236 |
5 | Skanky Little Prostitutes | -- | 227[04] | 157 | 112 | 2000 |
6 | Heather From Work | -- | 276[07] | 83 | 81 | 1815 |
# | TEAM NAME | ∧∨-- | HIGH[EP] | HOST | SONG | TOTAL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Dan Akroyd Rage | -- | 332[03] | 185 | 69 | 2498 |
2 | Kristen Wiig In A Box | -- | 262[05] | 182 | 85 | 2171 |
3 | Total Bastard Airlines | -- | 245[07] | 27 | 5 | 1965 |
4 | The Vondrukes | -- | 225[08] | 45 | 0 | 1953 |
5 | E. Buzz Miller’s Saturday Night Live Fantasy League Team | -- | 218[08] | 10 | 0 | 1657 |
6 | The Ninos | -- | 279[07] | 73 | 0 | 1557 |
# | TEAM NAME | ∧∨-- | HIGH[EP] | HOST | SONG | TOTAL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | El Nino | -- | 275[08] | 177 | 96 | 1919 |
2 | Lovitz Knows No Bounds | ∧1 | 179[07] | 0 | 42 | 1659 |
3 | A One-Dimensional Female Character From A Male Driven Comedy | ∨1 | 175[03] | 0 | 22 | 1646 |
4 | @TheRealLindseyBuckingham | -- | 178[08] | 0 | 30 | 1617 |
5 | Blizzard Man | -- | 167[07] | 0 | 86 | 1441 |
6 | Sports Team! | -- | 175[08] | 133 | 17 | 1378 |
7 | Scrumtrelescent | -- | 224[07] | 242 | 30 | 1242 |
8 | Junk Squad | -- | 132[07] | 0 | 0 | 951 |
Melissa McCarthy was back and though it won't be as much a lightning rod moment as was her first appearance as Spicer, and that could be chalked up to it being the cold open and not another seemingly random utterly surprising moment twenty minutes... still, she killed it. I love that McCarthy has once again proven herself to be such an exceptional comedic performer that they can bring back a gum bit that though wasn't as amazing as the first time, was almost as adeptly handled, not to mention trusting her with a motorized lectern that very well could have killed Cecily Strong.
In THREE WEEKS, think of it as a second winter break before we race towards the end of Season 42, Octavia Spencer will be hosting! Though she was not drafted by anyone, much to our loss, the Hidden Figures star is someone I'm very much looking forward to seeing host!
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