Saturday Night Live Fantasy League: Episode 39x09: John Goodman & Kings of Leon
December 15, 2013
PROBLEMATIC: The amount that Keenan was involved in sketches proved to throw off the feeling of balance to the show however, nudging out female cast members especially. I likely won’t have to worry about this, especially in January with a new cast member coming in (my money is on Sasheer Zamata). She will be left off the board for any teams, save for if the Tim Robinson Rule comes into effect again (filling in a roster spot for any team who loses a cast member before the season ends).
QUALITY: Cecily interviews Black Santa during Update?! Myers really IS leaving, if they're finally letting Strong interview! Additional props on the first real fist bump in WEEKS.
QUALITY: And a final thank you to Taran Killam for being thorough in this fun little game we call SNL Fantasy League. One of the stray thoughts when you put together a project like this is that maybe those involved in the actual DOING of the thing will take note. Say suffice to say, the math (as no one will ever say again) was bitch'. And it moved one of his teams to 4th place! Making said teams precipitous fall in the rankings THIS week even more dramatic.
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He sings, dances, does the funny, and will balance your spreadsheet. |
- 15 points - cold open
- 5 points - dancing
- 20 points - "LIVE FROM NEW YORK"
- 10 points - opening monologue
- 5 points - sings
- 10 points - commercail parody (Full Throttle Christmas Special)
- 5 points - sketch (Dearborn Community Playhouse's Holiday Pageant)
- 5 points - dance
- 2 points - swears ("black snowflake")
- 10 points - Weekend Update
- 5 points - sketch (Fired For Being Too Hot)
- 5 points - dances
- 5 points - sketch (Fire Safety)
- 2 points - sketch (Last Call)
- 15 points - cold open
- 5 points - reoccurring (German Chancellor)
- 10 points - commercail parody (Full Throttle Christmas Special)
- 5 points - sings
- 2 points - swearing (Big Ang)
- 5 points - sketch (Fire Safety)
- 2 points - sketch post-second song (Christmas Whistle)
- 5 points - commercial parody post-second song (H&M)
- 5 points - sings
- 2 points - sketch (Last Call)
- 5 points - reoccurring (Sheila)
- 10 points - open-mouth kissing
- 15 points - cold open
- 5 points - reoccurring (Obama)
- 20 points - "LIVE FROM NEW YORK"
- 5 points - commercial parody post-second song (H&M)
- 5 points - raps
- 10 points - commercail parody (Full Throttle Christmas Special)
- 5 points - reoccurring (Guy Fieri)
- 10 points - Weekend Update
- 5 points - reoccurring (Drunk Uncle)
- 5 points - sings
- 5 points - crying
- 5 points - sketch (Fire Safety)
- 2 points - sketch post-second song (Christmas Whistle)
- 5 points - promos
- 10 points - commercial parody (Full Throttle Christmas Special)
- 5 points - sketch (Fired For Being Too Hot)
- 10 points - commercial parody (Hallmark Channel)
- 2 points - sketch post-second song (Christmas Whistle)
- 5 points - commercial parody post-second song (H&M)
- 10 points - commercail parody (Full Throttle Christmas Special)
- 5 points - sketch (Dearborn Community Playhouse's Holiday Pageant)
- 5 points - dance
- 5 points - sketch (Fire Safety)
- 2 points - sketch post-second song (Christmas Whistle)
- 5 points - sketch (Fire Safety)
- 5 points - reoccurring (Shallon)
- 2 points - sketch post-second song (Christmas Whistle)
- 5 points - commercial parody post-second song (H&M)
- 5 points – sings
- 10 points - Weekend Update
- 5 points - sketch (Fired For Being Too Hot)
- 5 points - sketch (Dearborn Community Playhouse's Holiday Pageant)
- 5 points - dance
- 10 points - commercail parody (Full Throttle Christmas Special)
- 5 points - sketch (Fire Safety)
- 5 points - commercial parody post-second song (H&M)
- 5 points - sings
- 5 points - host hug
John Milhiser, 20 points
- 10 points - commercail parody (Full Throttle Christmas Special)
- 5 points - sketch (Fire Safety)
- 5 points - commercial parody post-second song (H&M)
- 10 points - commercail parody (Full Throttle Christmas Special)
- 2 points - sketch post-second song (Christmas Whistle)
- 5 points - commercial parody post-second song (H&M)
- 2 points - cold open NPC
- 5 points - sketch (Fired For Being Too Hot)
- 5 points - dances
- 10 points - commercail parody (Full Throttle Christmas Special)
- 2 points - cold open NPC
- 5 points - commercial parody post-second song (H&M)
- MILLION DOLLAR BILL MURRAYS - 1, 336
- THE IGNORANT SLUTS - 1, 291
- THE TEAM YOU WISH YOU HADN'T STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH AT A PARTY - 1,278
- DAN AKROYD RAGE - 1, 227
- SUCK IT TREBEK - 1, 226
- RECLUSIVE PENINSULA - 1, 225
- BILL BRASKY - 1,193
- FIVE TIMERS CLUB - 1, 143
- YOU KNOW IT'S THE TEAM WITH THE HIGH-WAISTED MIDGETS THAT HAVE, LIKE, THE RED PANTS AND BIG ASS - 959
- EXTREME CLOSE-UP - 954
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Watch your #1 spot Hutcherson! It's on notice! |
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