Saturday Night Live Fantasy League: Episode 39x05: Kerry Washington & Eminem
November 03, 2013Minding the P's & Q's of SNL
QUALITY: The cold opening NAILS the diversity problem on the head, quicker then even I expected when Kerry Washington was first announced as
a host. Ballsy.
QUALITY: Yes, Kerry Washington is as infinitely likable a host as you might hope.
PROBLEMATIC: Throwing to a room full of Matthew McConaheys
before bringing out Rev. Al Sharpton, ESPECIALLY Sharpton, felt as half-written
as possible. I get why you wanted to do this cold opening, but I haaate
under-planned endings. They’re something SNL has gotten much better at NOT
doing.
QUALITY: Still, it’s GOOD to have someone finally playing
the First Lady of the United States when you realize the INFINITE time given to
Hillary Clinton (and her many iterations) this season.
QUALITY: Nasim spotlight sketch! What can I say, I was
infinitely amused by the over abundance of sound effects and pelvic thrusts in the service of motivational speaking, even if the live crowd
didn’t sound entirely sold on the weirdness of Career Week.
QUALITY: “Respect my ability to assess a bucket.”
PROBLEMATIC: Mike O’Brien is the worst cast member at this
thing called character acting. Still, does that make his every appearance something
QUALITY? Weeeell, we aren’t there yet.
QUALITY: That’s right, you tell ‘em how silly it is for
people to read recaps on shows they just watched. Pffft, white people. That’s
like being part of a fantasy football league, as if WATCHING football ain’t
entertaining enough you’ve got to add MATH! Hey… wait… NO ONE PAY ATTENTION TO
THIS!
QUALITY: Seriously the only thing I’ve noticed so far, is
how much Kerry Washington’s appearance has put a spotlight on the PROBLEMATIC
fact that strong black female presence would add to the show SO NICELY.
PROBLEMATIC: Then again, if the diversity door stays open,
we’ll have to talk about the fact that Nasim Pedrad is as Asian as SNL has ever
been.
PROBLEMATIC: Christian Laettner, we need to talk about you being a part of the 1992 Dream Team. It makes less sense 20 years later.
PROBLEMATIC: We no longer have a draught in our Host
Predicition Draft…
QUALITY: CONGRATS to THE FIVE-TIMERS CLUB! Honestly, Leah
had the first pick and she used it well. Even though Lady Gaga hadn’t been
officially announced, she’s been rumored since Tina, Miley, and Bruce got the
nod to begin the season! I think the Miley nod had us all weary that it was
going to happen, not to mention the Lady Gaga Talk Show during the WILLIS
episode. We won’t even get into the fact that Miley and Katy Perry feel
infinitely more relevant then Gaga lately, but SNL hosts come in all phases…
should be an interesting episode. And after that announcement it was back to our usual success in predicting.
PROBLEMATIC: She certainly sells her cocaine fueled
appearance like a CHAMP, but Kate McKinnon as your go to Latin American cast
member is like casting Fred Armisan as Barack Obama!
QUALITY: You’re livin’ the dream, McKinnon!
QUALITY: RICK RUBIN IS ON SNL! Seriously, when does this
crazy wizard get to Host?
PROBLEMATIC: I loved seeing Rick Rubin up there, LOVED the
set-up, and I quite enjoy “Berzerk”
as a song, but something was consistently lacking in Eminem’s performance. For
such a HYPE song, he was half there for it. I’m THIS close to calling an Ashlee
Simpson on the first song.
QUALITY: I appreciated it when Cecily Strong was so
surprised by the boisterous laughter of That One Guy, that she just HAD to say
something.
QUALITY: Calling out how long it took to rehearse a cheap gag, Seth? You’re practicing for Late Night already! Conan would be proud!
Jimmy, however, is so much more professional then that.
QUALITY: “OOOOH! THE THINGS I HAVE GOODGLED!”
PROBLEMATIC: Jason Segal, you know when your lack of shirt
was the punch line AFTER Nickleback tickets… hey wait, you got skinny, son!
PROBLEMATIC: Gaaah, what IS eating New York City’s rats?!
QUALITY: That Kanye joke, Ms. Strong? Delicious. Go on, BASK in
that applause.
QUALITY: “You don’t look at anything except the tip of your
nose.” Sometimes it’s the simple things that’re the funniest. Keep crossing
them eyes, Jay!
PROBLEMATIC: What are you doing NOT fist-pumping Cecily
Strong?! For shame for leaving her hanging, ffffor shame!
QUALITY: Classy move, with the memorial clip for Lou Reed.
PROBLEMATIC: Phew, and you TRIED to sell that sketch didn’t
you Aidy?
PROBLEMATIC: Does it look like Eminem is reading off of cue
cards because he’s playing to the front row?
QUALITY: I appreciate that Eminem came to town with the intense
rock-fueled one-two punch of songs, even if meant I didn't get the second song right.
QUALITY: It may have been in garbage time, but there was
just something about the transparent delivery/complete insanity that had me
laughing the most.
QUALITY: “Around… how?”
PROBLEMATIC: We get it Eminem you don’t smile. But if you’re
going to show THAT level of enthusiasm join Brooks in the back. At least HE’S
smiling now!
QUALITY: Washington may have hugged J-Faux first, but she somehow was lucky to find McKinnon right after! He living the dream!
QUALITY: Washington may have hugged J-Faux first, but she somehow was lucky to find McKinnon right after! He living the dream!
REPARATORY CAST
Jay Pharoah, 65 points
- 15 points - cold open
- 5 points - reoccurring (Barack Obama)
- 10 points - music video parody (What Does My Girl Say?)
- 5 points - sketch (How's He Doing?)
- 5 points - reoccurring (How's He Doing?)
- 10 points - Weekend Update
- 5 points - reoccurring (Shaquille O'Neal)
- 5 points - sketch (Fall Carnival)
- 5 points - reoccurring (Principal Frye)
Kate McKinnon, 47 points
- 10 points - music video parody (What Does My Girl Say?)
- 5 points - sketch (Miss Universe Moscow 2013)
- 10 points - open-mouth kissing
- 10 points - Weekend Update (Chancellor Angela Merkel)
- 2 points - sketch NPC (Cartoon Catchphrase)
- 5 points - digital sketch post-second song (Ice Cream)
- 5 points - first cast member hugged by Host
Nasim Pedrad, 35 points
- 5 points - promos
- 5 points - sketch (Career Week)
- 5 points - dancing (with SFX!)
- 5 points - sketch (Miss Universe Moscow 2013)
- 10 points - open-mouth kissing
- 5 points - digital sketch post-second song (Ice Cream)
Kenan Thompson, 45 points
- 10 points - opening monologue
- 5 points - sketch (How's He Doing?)
- 5 points - sketch (How's He Doing?)
- 10 points - Weekend Update
- 5 points - sketch (Fall Carnival)
- 5 points - reoccurring (Booker T. coach)
- 5 points - digital sketch post-second song (Ice Cream)
Aidy Bryant, 31 points
- 5 points - sketch (Career Week)
- 5 points - sketch (Miss Universe Moscow 2013)
- 5 points - sketch (Cartoon Catchphrase)
- 4 points - swearing (ass-to-ass)
- 2 points - sketch post-second song (Date or Diss)
- 10 points - nudity (Bitch Apartment topless promo)
Taran Killam, 37 points
- 5 points - promos
- 15 points - cold open
- 5 points - sketch (Miss Universe Moscow 2013)
- 5 points - sketch (Cartoon Catchphrase)
- 2 points - sketch post-second song (Date or Diss)
- 5 points - digital sketch post-second song (Ice Cream)
Vanessa Bayer, 30 points
- 10 points - opening monologue
- 5 points - sketch (Miss Universe Moscow 2013)
- 5 points - sketch (Cartoon Catchphrase)
- 5 points - sketch (Fall Carnival)
- 5 points - digital sketch post-second song (Ice Cream)
Bobby Moynihan, 30 points
- 15 points - cold open
- 10 points - opening monologue
- 5 points - sketch (Cartoon Catchphrase)
Cecily Strong, 32 points
- 5 points - sketch (Miss Universe Moscow 2013)
- 10 points - Weekend Update
- 5 points - sketch (Cartoon Catchphrase)
- 2 points - sketch post-second song (Date or Diss)
- 10 points - nudity (Bitch Apartment topless promo)
FEATURED CAST
Mike O'Brien, 25 points
- 15 points - cold open
- 5 points - sketch (Career Week)
- 5 points - sketch (Cartoon Catchphrase)
John Milhiser, 15 points
- 15 points - cold open
Noel Wells, 5 points
- 5 points - sketch (Miss Universe Moscow 2013)
Kyle Mooney, 20 points
- 15 points - cold open
- 5 points - digital sketch post-second song (Ice Cream)
Beck Bennett, 20 points
- 15 points - cold open
- 5 points - digital sketch post-second song (Ice Cream)
Brooks Wheelan, 17 points
- 15 points - cold open
- 2 points - digital sketch NPC post-second song (Ice Cream)
A quiet week for the featured cast, as Noel Wells did maybe the most work, other then Mike O'Brien, even if the points don't show it. Good Neighbors is still giving Bennett and Mooney a late show outlet. Jay Pharoah had his busiest show so far this season. There's something to be said for being the cast member matched with the host for that boyfriend/girlfriend spot. We saw Killam get a big boost in the Mily Cyrus episode thanks to this.
EBERSOL GROUP
FIVE TIMERS CLUB - Leah
Kenan Thompson - 45
Nasim Pedrad - 35
Mike O'Brien - 25
Beck Bennet - 20
MUSICAL GUEST - Eminem - SONGS: 1) The Monster & 2) Berzerk
EPISODE FIVE TOTAL 125
THE IGNORANT SLUTS - Matt
Kate McKinnon - 47
Cecily Strong - 32
Beck Bennett - 20
John Mihiser - 15
MUSICAL GUEST - Eminem - SONGS: 1) Berzerk & 2) Rap God
5 points for first song
EPISODE FIVE TOTAL 119
RECLUSIVE PENINSULA - Rob
Taran Killam - 37
Aidy Bryant - 31
Mike O' Brien - 25
Kyle Mooney - 20
MUSICAL GUEST - Eminem - SONGS: 1) Bezerk & 2) Rap God
5 points for first song
EPISODE FIVE TOTAL 118
EXTREME CLOSE-UP! - Jack
Jay Pharoah - 65
Brooks Wheelan - 17
Noel Wells - 5
John Mihiser - 15
MUSICAL GUEST - Eminem - SONGS: No songs chosen.
EPISODE FIVE TOTAL 102
DAN AYKROYD RAGE - Mark
Vanessa Bayer - 30
Bobby Moynihan - 30
Kyle Mooney -20
Noel Wells - 5
MUSICAL GUEST - Eminem - SONGS: 1) Rap God & 2) The Monster
EPISODE FIVE TOTAL 85
DOUMANIAN GROUP
MILLION DOLLAR BILL MURRAYS - Russel
Bobby Moynihan - 30
Jay Pharoah - 65
Kyle Mooney - 20
Beck Bennett - 20
MUSICAL GUEST - Eminem - SONGS: 1) Berzerk & 2) The Monster
5 points for first song
EPISODE FIVE TOTAL 140
YOU KNOW, IT'S THE TEAM THE HIGH-WASITED MIDGETS THAT HAVE, LIKE, THE RED PANTS AND THE BIG ASS - Kevin
Nasim Pedrad - 35
Vanessa Bayer - 30
Beck Bennett - 20
John Mihiser - 15
MUSICAL GUEST - Eminem - SONGS: 1) Berzerk & 2) Survival
5 points for first song
10 points for second song
EPISODE FIVE TOTAL 115
THE TEAM YOU WISH YOU HADN'T STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH AT A PARTY - Brian
Kate McKinnon - 47
Cecily Strong - 32
Mike O' Brien - 25
Noel Wells - 5
MUSICAL GUEST - Eminem - SONGS: 1) Berzerk & 2) Rap God
5 points for first song
EPISODE FIVE TOTAL 114
BILL BRASKY - Saad
Taran Killam - 37
Aidy Bryant - 31
Mike O'Brien - 25
John Mihiser - 15
MUSICAL GUEST - Eminem - SONGS: No songs chosen.
EPISODE FIVE TOTAL 108
SUCK IT TREBEK - Sarah
Kenan Thompson - 45
Brooks Wheelan - 17
Noel Wells - 5
Kyle Mooney - 20
MUSICAL GUEST - Eminem - SONGS: 1) Rap God & 2) Berzerk
EPISODE FIVE TOTAL 87
SEASON 39 OVERALL STANDINGS (after Episode 39x05)
- MILLION DOLLAR BILL MURRAYS - 770
- THE TEAM YOU WISH YOU HADN'T STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH AT A PARTY - 722
- THE IGNORANT SLUTS - 719
- DAN AKROYD RAGE - 667
- RECLUSIVE PENINSULA - 664
- SUCK IT TREBEK - 606
- FIVE TIMERS CLUB - 604
- BILL BRASKY - 602
- EXTREME CLOSE-UP - 568
- YOU KNOW IT'S THE TEAM WITH THE HIGH-WAISTED MIDGETS THAT HAVE, LIKE, THE RED PANTS AND BIG ASS - 567
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The standings have tightened up, and as they do we'll have to hold our breaths an EXTRA WEEK as Lady Gaga hosts a brand-new episode on the 16th of November! The Five Timers Club won't be at eighth place for much longer, as we get to see what kind of impact a Host can make on a team!
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