Saturday Night Live Fantasy League: Episode 42x08: Emma Stone & Shawn Mendes
December 05, 2016- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – reoccurring (Kelly-Anne Conway)
- 5 points – along-side former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 5 points – sketch (Student Theatre Showcase)
- 5 points – reoccurring
- 5 points - dancing
- 5 points – kissing
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Christmas Candle)
- 5 points - singing
- 5 points – sketch (Math Dream)
- 2 points – swearing (“this bitch”)
- 5 points – eating
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (The Hunt for Hil)
- 5 points – reoccurring (Hilary Clinton)
- 5 points – sketch (Big Parts, Small Actresses)
- 5 points – reoccurring (DeBette Goldry)
- 5 points – along-side former SNL host (Jennifer Aniston)
- 5 points – host hug
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – along-side former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 10 points – opening monologue
- 2 points – swearing (“hey bitch”)
- 5 points – sketch (Student Theatre Showcase)
- 5 points – reoccurring
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Christmas Candle)
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (The Hunt for Hil)
- 7 points – Weekend Update
- 5 points – reoccurring (Rachel from Friends)
- 20 points – sneaker-upper
- 5 points – along-side former SNL host (Jennifer Aniston)
- 5 points – sketch (Cleaning Crew Christmas Review)
- 10 points – opening monologue
- 5 points – kiss
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Christmas Candle)
- 7 points – Weekend Update
- 5 points – as Herself
- 4 points – swearing (“ass” x2)
- 5 points – sketch (Cleaning Crew Christmas Review)
- 5 points – singing/dancing
- 5 points – sketch (Big Parts, Small Actresses)
- 5 points – as Herself
- 5 points – along-side former SNL host (Jennifer Aniston)
- 5 points - promos
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – along-side former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 10 points – opening monologue
- 5 points – sketch (Student Theatre Showcase)
- 5 points – reoccurring
- 5 points – sketch (Math Dream)
- 5 points – causes break (Pete Davidson)
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (The Hunt for Hil)
- 3 points – 10 to 1 sketch (Nativity)
- 2 points – in costume during goodnights
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – along-side former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 10 points – opening monologue
- 5 points – kiss
- 5 points – sketch (Student Theatre Showcase)
- 5 points – reoccurring
- 5 points - dancing
- 5 points – kissing
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (The Hunt for Hil)
- 3 points – 10 to 1 sketch (Nativity)
- 2 points – in costume during goodnights
- 10 points – opening monologue
- 5 points – sketch (Student Theatre Showcase)
- 5 points – reoccurring
- 5 points – dancing
- 5 points – kissing
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (The Hunt for Hil)
- 3 points – V/O Weekend Update (Tweets on the 1s)
- 5 points – sketch (Cleaning Crew Christmas Review)
- 3 points – 10 to 1 sketch (Nativity)
- 5 points – multiple characters
- 2 points – in costume during goodnights
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – along-side former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 10 points – opening monologue
- 5 points – sketch (Student Theatre Showcase)
- 5 points – reoccurring
- 5 points - dancing
- 5 points – kissing
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Christmas Candle)
- 5 points - singing
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – along-side former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 10 points – opening monologue
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Fisher Price Wells for Sensitive Little Boys)
- 3 points – 10 to 1 sketch (Nativity)
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – along-side former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 5 points – sketch (Math Dream)
- minus 2 points – breaks
- 5 points – sketch (Cleaning Crew Christmas Review)
- 3 points – 10 to 1 sketch (Nativity)
- 2 points – in costume during goodnights
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Christmas Candle)
- 5 points – sketch (Cleaning Crew Christmas Review)
- 5 points – sketch (Big Parts, Small Actresses)
- 5 points – along-side former SNL host (Jennifer Aniston)
- 5 points – sketch (Cleaning Crew Christmas Review)
- 5 points – singing/dancing
- 3 points – sketch V/O (Fisher Price Wells for Sensitive Little Boys)
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – along-side former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 10 points – “LIVE FROM NEW YORK…!”
- 5 points – sketch (Student Theatre Showcase)
- 5 points - dancing
- 5 points – kissing
- 5 points – sketch (Math Dream)
- 3 points – 10 to 1 sketch (Nativity)
- 2 points – in costume during goodnights
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – along-side former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Christmas Candle)
- 5 points – sketch (Cleaning Crew Christmas Review)
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – along-side former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 5 points – sketch (Cleaning Crew Christmas Review)
- 3 points – 10 to 1 sketch (Nativity)
- 2 points – in costume during goodnights
- 5 points – sketch (Student Theatre Showcase)
- 5 points - dancing
- 5 points – kissing
- 10 points – pre-taped sketch (Christmas Candle)
- 5 points - singing
- 5 points – sketch (Math Dream)
- 5 points – sketch (Cleaning Crew Christmas Review)
- 5 points – singing/dancing
- 5 points – sketch (Big Parts, Small Actresses)
- 5 points – along-side former SNL host (Jennifer Aniston)
- 10 points – pre-taped sketch (Fisher Price Wells for Sensitive Little Boys)
- 5 points – sketch (Nativity)
- 5 points – crying
- 2 points – embraces guest first
- 15 points – cold open
- 5 points – reoccurring (Donald Trump)
- 2 points – swearing (“little bitch”)
- 15 points – “LIVE FROM NEW YORK…!”
- 10 points – Weekend Update
- 5 points – sketch (Big Parts, Small Actresses)
# | TEAM NAME | ∧∨-- | HIGH[EP] | HOST | SONG | TOTAL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Holtzwomenn | -- | 229[07] | 142 | 30 | 1263 |
2 | The Ignorant Sluts | -- | 189[07] | 57 | 58 | 1227 |
3 | War Horse Can Dance | -- | 216[05] | 390 | 51 | 1191 |
4 | Buffalo Bill Murrays | ∧1 | 196[08] | 77 | 79 | 1049 |
5 | Not Ready For First Place Players | ∨1 | 204[07] | 114 | 48 | 1028 |
6 | The Team You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At A Party | -- | 171[03/08] | 0 | 45 | 1020 |
7 | The Style Boyz | -- | 221[03] | 128 | 40 | 894 |
# | TEAM NAME | ∧∨-- | HIGH[EP] | HOST | SONG | TOTAL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Night CrawlerZ | -- | 373[07] | 551 | 62 | 1837 |
2 | Jenny Slate’s Potty Mouth | ∧1 | 266[08] | 0 | 50 | 1419 |
3 | Suck It Trebek | ∨1 | 247[04] | 166 | 41 | 1347 |
4 | Martha Stewart’s Home For The Holidays Topless Christmas Special | -- | 233[07] | 10 | 40 | 1275 |
5 | Murry’d With Children | -- | 276[07] | 104 | 30 | 1194 |
6 | Three Legged Jeans | -- | 235[08] | 0 | 50 | 1073 |
7 | Kebert Xela | -- | 160[07] | 0 | 15 | 792 |
# | TEAM NAME | ∧∨-- | HIGH[EP] | HOST | SONG | TOTAL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Lazy Sunfeys | -- | 253[07] | 312 | 47 | 1372 |
2 | Jones’n For A Good Time | -- | 217[02/04] | 166 | 74 | 1253 |
3 | Haders To The Left | -- | 179[07] | 67 | 64 | 1157 |
4 | International Na$ty Gals | -- | 239[07] | 78 | 33 | 1041 |
5 | Lorne Again Christians | ∧1 | 257[08] | 77 | 23 | 967 |
6 | Boyfriend’s Talk Show | ∨1 | 167[07] | 0 | 55 | 878 |
7 | The Gay You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At A Party | -- | 202[03] | 108 | 0 | 820 |
8 | Jon Bovi | -- | 161[05] | 115 | 17 | 781 |
# | TEAM NAME | ∧∨-- | HIGH[EP] | HOST | SONG | TOTAL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Johnny Switchblade | -- | 288[04] | 182 | 54 | 1716 |
2 | Go Gene Rayburn! | -- | 313[07] | 157 | 48 | 1468 |
3 | I Know Why The Caged Bird Laughs | ∧3 | 340[08] | 77 | 100 | 1391 |
4 | DJ Baby Bok Choi | ∨1 | 328[03] | 108 | 34 | 1380 |
5 | Don’t Make Me Sing | -- | 267[08] | 10 | 0 | 1351 |
6 | Space Pants | ∨2 | 274[07] | 97 | 51 | 1289 |
7 | Wookin’ Pa Nub | -- | 252[08] | 275 | 46 | 1265 |
# | TEAM NAME | ∧∨-- | HIGH[EP] | HOST | SONG | TOTAL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | The Weekenders | -- | 255[07] | 295 | 0 | 1507 |
2 | Not A Strong Swimmer | -- | 292[08] | 10 | 73 | 1488 |
3 | Lil Baby Aidy | ∧1 | 271[08] | 202 | 74 | 1393 |
4 | This Team Has Everything | ∨1 | 283[07] | 201 | 31 | 1363 |
5 | Skanky Little Prostitutes | -- | 227[04] | 102 | 67 | 1271 |
6 | Heather From Work | -- | 276[07] | 83 | 59 | 1219 |
# | TEAM NAME | ∧∨-- | HIGH[EP] | HOST | SONG | TOTAL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Dan Akroyd Rage | -- | 332[03] | 185 | 54 | 1679 |
2 | Kristen Wiig In A Box | -- | 262[05] | 182 | 58 | 1386 |
3 | Total Bastard Airlines | -- | 245[07] | 27 | 5 | 1218 |
4 | The Vondrukes | -- | 225[08] | 15 | 0 | 1182 |
5 | The Ninos | -- | 279[07] | 73 | 0 | 994 |
6 | E. Buzz Miller’s Saturday Night Live Fantasy League Team | -- | 218[08] | 10 | 0 | 992 |
# | TEAM NAME | ∧∨-- | HIGH[EP] | HOST | SONG | TOTAL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | A One-Dimensional Female Character From A Male Driven Comedy | -- | 175[03] | 0 | 15 | 1075 |
2 | El Nino | ∧2 | 275[08] | 77 | 56 | 1064 |
3 | @TheRealLindseyBuckingham | -- | 178[08] | 0 | 30 | 1051 |
4 | Lovitz Knows No Bounds | ∨2 | 179[07] | 0 | 29 | 1002 |
5 | Sports Team! | -- | 175[08] | 103 | 17 | 860 |
6 | Blizzard Man | -- | 167[07] | 0 | 55 | 812 |
7 | Scrumtrelescent | -- | 224[07] | 175 | 30 | 803 |
8 | Junk Squad | -- | 132[07] | 0 | 0 | 610 |
And we've got our hosts for the final two episodes of 2016! To close out the year, is nothing happier then Manchester by the Sea's Casey Affleck for Christmas! Wait... THAT Affleck? Okay, sure! This is the same logic that selected Fred Armisen for the season finale last season, but sure! NEXT EPISODE however (tomorrow, if you're reading this on the day of the points breakdown posting) our host will be JOOOOOOOHN CENA *trumpets*!
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He seems worried, but I'm more pleasantly surprised. |
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