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REPERTORY CAST

Kate McKinnon, 64 points

• 7 points – cold open
• 5 points – reoccurring (Jeff Sessions)
• 5 points – alongside former host (Fred Armisen)
• 5 points – alongside former host (John Goodman)
• 5 points – sketch (The Californians)
• 5 points – alongside former host (Fred Armisen)
• 5 points – sketch (Kiss Me I’m Irish)
• 5 points – sketch (Jurassic Park Screen Test)
• 5 points – reoccurring (Ellen)
• 5 points – multiple characters
• 7 points – Weekend Update
• 5 points – reoccurring (Betsy DeVos)

Pete Davidson, 37 points

• 5 points - promos
• 5 points – sketch (The Californians)
• 5 points – alongside former host (Fred Armisen)
• 5 points – sketch (Jurassic Park Screen Test)
• 5 points – singing
• 7 points – Weekend Update
• 5 points – as Himself

Cecily Strong, 31 points

• 5 points – sketch (The Californians)
• 5 points – alongside former host (Fred Armisen)
• 5 points – sketch (Kiss Me I’m Irish)
• 5 points – sketch (Horus)
• minus 2 points – breaks
• 5 points – sketch (CBC News Hour)
• 3 points – sketch V/O (Undercover Office Potty)
• 5 points – host hug

Kenan Thompson, 25 points

• 5 points – sketch (The Californians)
• 5 points – alongside former host (Fred Armisen)
• 5 points – sketch (Jurassic Park Screen Test)
• 5 points – multiple characters
• 5 points – reoccurring (O.J.)

Kyle Mooney, 17 points

• 5 points – sketch (Jurassic Park Screen Test)
• 5 points – sketch (Sacred Rock)
• 3 points – 10 to 1 sketch (Undercover Office Potty)
• 4 points – swearing (“f*ck”, “sh*t”)

Aidy Bryant, 15 points

• 5 points – sketch (Kiss Me I’m Irish)
• 5 points – sketch (Horus)
• 5 points – sketch (Jurassic Park Screen Test)

Beck Bennett, 8 points

• 5 points – sketch (Kiss Me I’m Irish)
• 3 points – 10 to 1 sketch (Undercover Office Potty)

Leslie Jones, 5 points

• 5 points – sketch (Jurassic Park Screen Test)

Alec Baldwin, DNP – Did Not Participate

FEATURED CAST

Alex Moffat, 57 points

• 7 points – cold open
• 5 points – reoccurring (Anderson Cooper)
• 5 points – alongside former host (Fred Armisen)
• 5 points – alongside former host (John Goodman)
• 10 points – “LIVE FROM NEW YORK…!”
• 5 points – sketch (The Californians)
• 5 points – alongside former host (Fred Armisen)
• 5 points – sketch (Kiss Me I’m Irish)
• 5 points – sketch (Jurassic Park Screen Test)
• 5 points – sketch (Sacred Rock)

Chris Redd 22 points

• 5 points - promos
• 5 points – sketch (Jurassic Park Screen Test)
• 5 points – multiple characters
• 2 points – swearing (“bitch”)
• 3 points – 10 to 1 sketch (Undercover Office Potty)
• 2 points – swearing (“f*ck”)

Heidi Gardner, 20 points

• 5 points – sketch (Horus)
• 5 points – sketch (Jurassic Park Screen Test)
• 5 points – sketch (Sacred Rock)
• 5 points – sketch (CBC News Hour)

Melissa Villaseñor, 18 points

• 5 points - promos
• 5 points – sketch (Horus)
• minus 2 points - breaks
• 5 points – sketch (Jurassic Park Screen Test)
• 5 points – reoccurring (Gwen Stefani)

Luke Null, 10 points

• 5 points – sketch (Jurassic Park Screen Test)
• 5 points - singing

Mikey Day, 5 points

• 5 points – sketch (Jurassic Park Screen Test)

HOST

Bill Hader, 125 points

• 15 points – cold open
• 5 points – reoccurring (Anthony Scaramucci)
• 5 points – alongside former host (Fred Armisen)
• 5 points – alongside former host (John Goodman)
• 5 points - kiss
• 15 points – “LIVE FROM NEW YORK…!”
• 5 points – sketch (The Californians)
• 5 points – reoccurring (Devin)
• 5 points – alongside former host (Fred Armisen)
• 5 points – sketch (Kiss Me I’m Irish)
• 5 points – sketch (Horus)
• 10 points – causes break (Cecily & Melissa)
• minus 2 points - breaks
• 5 points – sketch (Jurassic Park Screen Test)
• 5 points – reoccurring (Alan Alda)
• 5 points – reoccurring (Al Pacino)
• 5 points – multiple characters
• 10 points – Weekend Update
• 5 points – reoccurring (Stefon)
• 5 points – sketch (Sacred Rock)
• 5 points – sketch (CBC News Hour)
• 5 points – sketch (Undercover Office Potty)
• minus 10 points – doesn’t thank cast
• 2 points – embraces guest first

Fred Armisen, 50 points

• 15 points – cold open
• 5 points – reoccurring (Michael Wolff)
• 5 points – alongside former host (John Goodman)
• 15 points – “LIVE FROM NEW YORK…!”
• 5 points – sketch (The Californians)
• 5 points – reoccurring (Stuart)

John Goodman, 40 points

• 15 points – cold open
• 5 points – reoccurring (Rex Tillerson)
• 5 points – alongside former host (Fred Armisen)
• 15 points – “LIVE FROM NEW YORK…!”

John Mulaney, 10 points

• 10 points – Weekend Update

Arcade Fire, 5 points

• 5 points – sketch (CBC News Hour)

The Team You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At A Party – Brian E.

Cecily Strong - 31

Mikey Day - 5

Alex Moffat - 57

MUSICAL GUEST – Arcade Fire - SONGS: 1) Everything Now & 2) Put Your Money on Me

10 points – second song

EPISODE SIXTEEN TOTAL 103

War Horse Can Dance – Megan M.

Cecily Strong - 31

Alex Moffat - 57

Leslie Jones - 5

MUSICAL GUEST – Arcade Fire – NO SONGS CHOSEN

EPISODE SIXTEEN TOTAL 93

Billion Dollar Murrays – Russel H.

Kate McKinnon – 64

Mikey Day - 5

MUSICAL GUEST – Arcade Fire - SONGS: 1) Everything Now & 2) Put Your Money on Me

10 points – second song

EPISODE SIXTEEN TOTAL 79

The Ignorant Sluts – Matthew S.

Kate McKinnon - 64

Alec Baldwin - 0

MUSICAL GUEST – Arcade Fire - SONGS: 1) Put Your Money on Me & 2) Everything Now

2 points - song

EPISODE SIXTEEN TOTAL 66

The Party Andersons – Rob M.

Beck Bennett - 8

Aidy Bryant - 15

Kenan Thompson - 25

MUSICAL GUEST – Arcade Fire - SONGS: 1) Everything Now & 2) Put Your Money on Me

10 points – second song

EPISODE SIXTEEN TOTAL 58

The Not Ready For First Place Players – Kevin M.

Kenan Thompson - 25

Aidy Bryant - 15

Kyle Mooney - 17

MUSICAL GUEST – Arcade Fire – NO SONGS CHOSEN

EPISODE SIXTEEN TOTAL 57

Holtzwomenn – Sarah R.

Beck Bennett - 8

Alec Baldwin – 0

Kyle Mooney - 17

MUSICAL GUEST – Arcade Fire – NO SONGS CHOSEN

EPISODE SIXTEEN TOTAL 25

Bill Hader is very good at this Saturday Night Live thing! As a cast member that put in some quality work in his time on the show, but was not spotlit as hotly as say, a Wiig or even Armisen, it’s wonderful to see Hader hosting for the second-time and truly running the show from a points perspective. The episode hosted a wide variety or reoccurring characters, while also giving the latest generation of the cast a chance to play in sketches from ten or so years ago!

In three weeks we are BACK for the next episode of Saturday Night Live, hosted by Black Panther himself Chadwick Boseman with musical guest Cardi B, which feels like a ratings boom of a show waiting to happen! Boseman was drafted by The Team You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At A Party! This should give the team their second episode topping score in a row, along with this week, just for these final five episodes of the season! Also, just in time for the Wildcard Play-in Play-offs in VERSUS head-to-head!

Speaking of VERSUS, congratulations to Saturday Night Live Fantasy League VERSUS winners of the SATURDAY SHIELD, for best regular season record… THE PARTY ANDERSONS! Over thirteen match-ups, Rob M. and his Party Andersons won 10 and lost only 3, which tied him with Megan M. at the end of the season after War Horse Can Dance won their regular season ending match-up this week! However, The Party Andersons won the tie against War Horse Can Dance with their superior points for versus points against difference!

LAST EPISODE: STERLING K. BROWN

NEXT EPISODE: CHADWICK BOSEMAN

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And we’re off to the races in this strange little experiment that we call Saturday Night Live FANTASY LEAGUE! I look forward to the continued evolution of this project as we go episode-to-episode. It was a hell of a fun episode, with a few things to think about. 

Here are your Ps & Qs (problematic and/or quality moments). Was this a Tina Fey hosted show or an Aaron Paul hosted show? Not that the Reclusive Peninsula would find anything wrong with that. Nasim Pedrad is still a cast member, right? I swear she had reoccurring characters once upon a time, then again if Mulany DOES get picked up maybe switching her out with a Featured Player isn’t a bad idea. They REALLY treated those new kids right this week. Now they just have to keep it up. Actually, now to get to the scores because I KNOW the SNL GM’s aren’t reading ANY of this first paragraph anyway.

REPERTORY CAST

Jay Pharoah, 40 points

The reason he was such a polarizing draft choice was crystallized by the fact that Pharoah was in ONE sketch, right at the top of the show playing the only reason he’s still on the show in the cold open, and saying “LIVE FROM NEW YORK” on top of that.  If not for that slice of fried gold, Pharoah could have very possibly been absent from the show. Not for nothing, but I suspect that he’ll be able to polish some of his other impressions off when Miley Cyrus hosts. And he needs it.

Vanessa Bayer, 17 points

Someone else that will no doubt have more to do next week, Bayer still made the most of what little she did this week being a part of what will no doubt be the meme of the episode with the pre-taped Girls spoof that opened the show post-monolouge before coming back with the final sketch of the night, the only one that played after the second song. Not for nothing but the airline boarding sketch played more like a late show segment then The Porn Stars who have been banged-dumb but still look to cash-in on high-end products.

Aidy Bryant, 25 points

Nothing happened that was particularly surprising, involving Bryant, during the premiere. She was funny, yes, but otherwise she proved herself a strong utility player more then a star. A latter-day Rachel Dratch, if you will. She’s got a niche in the "sweet to the point of unsettling" wheelhouse.

Kenan Thompson, 64 points

Speaking of utility players, Kenan Thompson took the extra step in the premiere and filed in on Bill Hader’s absence by being the host for every single segment necessitating one. No surprise there. Still, this left him time as well to do utitlity bits in other segments (like the boarding segment, eMeth, and the cold opening), while also getting the chance to chat with Tina Fey and Lorne Michaels on air. You really aren’t JUST “the black one”, Kenan, I swear (though yes I did ding him for saying ‘ass’ twice)! It’s no surprise, with this anticipated production, that the longest standing cast member was such a high draft choice overall.

Taran Killam, 50 points

Speaking of high draft choices, the OTHER 50 point getter of the night in the Repertory Cast. A strong showing as the leading man of the cast allowed him to not only sneak in as a politician with potential to return, but also gave him roles in the two pre-taped segments of the night and a chance to kiss the host (his star-crossed lover, after all). I suspect nothing less from Mr. Robyn Sparkles.

Kate McKinnon, 40 points

She got to play it straight in the airline segment, which is just as well to show off the fact that sure she’s good at that too. What she is though, really? A better Kristen Wiig then Wiig. The kind of chain-smoking doctor, bored with orgy-having Jessa, crazy eMeth office worker that brings any material given to her, ANY OF IT, to the next level. She could very easily be the MVP of Season 39 even if she chugs along quietly as a points getter.

Bobby Moynihan, 40 points

On the subject of MVPs though, if we’re looking for someone who consistently makes a segment better simply by being in it then we shall look no further then Bobby Moynihan. He doesn’t even have to say a word, but when he does it’s the most quotable and artfully stupid thing possible.

Nasim Pedrad, 7 points

The less said about this the better? … No, that is not also a commentary on her performance in the season premiere!

Cecily Strong, 84 points

Our NEW Weekend Update co-anchor! That one bonus puts her at the top of the point-gainers for this first show and puts her teams out in front out of the gate (more on that later), and her first Update? Not too bad, after all. The OJ joke was a winner and banter was heart felt. Seth Myer’s still holds the reigns at the desk, but the Tina Fey bit was exceptional. Also, the additional work of being on Update not withstanding, it was great to see she still gets a chance to play with her stable of reoccurring characters. First and (not quite) foremost (R.I.P. Drunk Girl), the Porn Stars!

FEATURED CAST

More then any other new-comers, the six featured players this season were given a chance to shine or at the very least entertain in the season’s premiere episode, with a shiney golden short song and dance number, along side a vetran of that sort of thing (Tina Fey), followed by further fun with our host in the form of an especially clever visual gag that outed the new cast members as the sort of uber-hipsters that could easily be mistaken for the Arcade Fire. So with THOSE moments in mind, here’s what set all the new white folks apart in episode one.

Mike O'Brien, 25 points

A later show sketch, just under the wire on the right side of the second song of the night, was the “world’s first used car commercial” that did more to cement Tina Fey’s wonderfully odd talent of playing haunted women from old photographs (Bletra, I’m looking at you too), but also proved a subtle nod that being a vetrean of the writers room gives Mike O’Brien the edge to star in a good handful of segments that he no doubt has a hand, especially during the show’s “fourth quarter minutes”.

John Milhiser, 20 points

Though probably the quietest of the six new comers, playing Brooks Wheelan’s much smaller further, as well as being interchanged for Sarah Neufeld in the Arcade Fire or New Castmember Gameshow, does a nice and subtle job of highlighting the strength in Milhiser’s diminutive stature.

Noel Wells, 30 points

A "major league pixie", as Tina Fey put it, Noel Wells made HUGE steps in the first segment post-monologue and shiny-gold short pants, but absolutely nailing her Lena Dunham impersonation. It’s a big step, when the first thing people see of you is as the lead of a potential reoccurring sketch with staying power.

Kyle Mooney, 30 points

There’s a strange depth to Mooney’s comedy isn’t there? A desperate tragedy sprinkled into his desperate characters? Even the purposefully unfunny stand-up on Weekend Update had a moment of bleak desperation that really helped separate him from the ol’ reoccurring stand-up gag that Fred Armeson brought to the update desk (among others).

Beck Bennett, 35 points

Not being involved in the gameshow segment directly, Bennett was still given the opportunity to show him valid potential as the biggest danger to Taren Killam’s reign as go-to leading man/straight man, playing an able straight man in his limited time along-side Kate McKinnon in the airline sketch. Not to mention being the only Featured Cast brought out during the cold open.

Brooks Wheelan, 50 points

And then there’s THIS GUY. Where did THIS GUY come from? Honestly, he seemed like a pretty non-controversial fill-in for Tim Robinson as of last week. Then he had to go and get naked in the eMeth commercial, tearing through Kenan Thompson’s house and blurkling his way to a 50 point debut in the process!

With no Host Points to divvy up, there is the simple matter of MUSICAL GUEST songs. Following the usual rule of thumb, all participants went with Arcade Fire’s current single “Reflektor” as their choice for the first song. When it came to the second song of the night however, no one was wise to the, as yet unheard of material, enough to pull “Afterlife” out of there butts. Still, the after party was a hell of a way to start the season.

After the first episode, here’s how total points pan out, by group!

EBERSOL GROUP

THE IGNORANT SLUTS - Matt

Kate McKinnon - 40

Cecily Strong - 84

Beck Bennett - 35

John Mihiser - 20

MUSICAL GUEST - Arcade Fire - SONGS: 1) Reflektor & 2) You Already Know

5 points for first song

EPISODE ONE TOTAL - 184

RECLUSIVE PENINSULA - Rob

Taran Killam - 50

Aidy Bryant - 25

Mike O' Brien - 25

Beck Bennet - 35

MUSICAL GUEST - Arcade Fire - SONGS: 1) Reflektor & 2) Ready to Start

5 points for first song

2 points for Aaron Paul appearance – Cold Opening

2 points for Aaron Paul appearance - eMeth

2 points for Aaron Paul appearance – Weekend Update

EPISODE ONE TOTAL - 146

EXTREME CLOSE-UP! - Jack

Jay Pharoah - 40

Brooks Wheelan - 50

Noel Wells - 30

John Mihiser - 20

MUSICAL GUEST - Arcade Fire - SONGS: No guesses.

EPISODE ONE TOTAL - 140

DAN AYKROYD RAGE - Mark

Vanessa Bayer - 17

Bobby Moynihan - 40

Kyle Mooney - 30

Noel Wells - 30

MUSICAL GUEST - Arcade Fire - SONGS: 1) Reflektor & 2) Normal Person

5 points for first song

EPISODE ONE TOTAL - 122

FIVE TIMERS CLUB - Leah

Kenan Thompson - 64

Nasim Pedrad - 7

Mike O'Brien - 25

Kyle Mooney -30

MUSICAL GUEST - Arcade Fire - SONGS: 1) Reflektor & 2) You Already Know

5 points for first song

EPISODE ONE TOTAL - 131

DOUMANIAN GROUP

THE TEAM YOU WISH YOU HADN'T STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH AT A PARTY - Brian

Kate McKinnon - 40

Cecily Strong - 84

Mike O' Brien - 25

Noel Wells - 30

MUSICAL GUEST - Arcade Fire - SONGS: 1) Reflektor & 2) We Used to Wait

5 points for first song

EPISODE ONE TOTAL - 184

SUCK IT TREBEK - Sarah

Kenan Thompson - 64

Brooks Wheelan - 50

Noel Wells - 30

Kyle Mooney - 30

MUSICAL GUEST - Arcade Fire - SONGS: 1) Reflektor & 2) Here Comes the Night Time

5 points for first song

EPISODE ONE TOTAL - 179

MILLION DOLLAR BILL MURRAYS - Russel

Bobby Moynihan - 40

Jay Pharoah - 40

Kyle Mooney - 30

Beck Bennett - 35

MUSICAL GUEST - Arcade Fire - SONGS: 1) Reflektor & 2) Games Without Frontiers

5 points for first song

EPISODE ONE TOTAL - 150

BILL BRASKY - Saad

Taran Killam - 50

Aidy Bryant - 25

Mike O'Brien - 25

John Mihiser - 20

MUSICAL GUEST - Arcade Fire - SONGS: 1) No guesses.

EPISODE ONE TOTAL - 120

YOU KNOW, IT'S THE TEAM THE HIGH-WASITED MIDGETS THAT HAVE, LIKE, THE RED PANTS AND THE BIG ASS - Kevin

Nasim Pedrad - 7

Vanessa Bayer - 17

Beck Bennett - 35

John Mihiser - 20

MUSICAL GUEST - Arcade Fire - SONGS: 1) Reflektor & 2) Flashbulb Eyes

5 points for first song

EPISODE ONE TOTAL - 84

And as an added wrinkle, I’ve decided to introduce head-to-head games to our Saturday Night Live Fantasy League! Yes, the League Championship will ultimately go to the overall points winner, but I’m curious to see who wins the VERSUS side of things as well with the luck of the schedule on there side, not to mention the strength of their cast. I’ve mapped out a sixteen episode regular season, where-in groups will be kept more or less separate except for a single inter-group game a week as well as an inter-group episode later in the season, before we jump into the play-offs. The schedule will be unveiled in a separate post where the standings will otherwise be kept track of, and otherwise be kept at an arms length away from our straight up full points funnery!

Yes, this just went deeper into television mathematician madness!

HEAD-TO-HEAD EPISODE ONE

Congratulations to our current points leaders, THE IGNORANT SLUTS and THE TEAM YOU WISH YOU HADN’T STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH AT THE PARTY! At least you’re close enough friends to be equally unhappy with the first week tie in head-to-head, I swear it wasn’t me it was the schedule (which had been built from the draft order). So with our first week of points on electronic paper, I’ll see you next week, everyone!

Mind your Ps and Qs everyone, cause next week on SNL those kids’ll be twerkin’ 9 to 5!