Saturday Night Live Fantasy League: Episode 44x09: Matt Damon & Mark Ronson and Miley Cyrus
December 23, 2018
Here’s the points breakdown for our Fantasy League of Saturday Night Live episode nine of Season 44, which originally aired on December 15th, 2018. Yes, we realise how long ago that was. Happy Holidays.
REPERTORY CAST
Beck
Bennett, 95 points
- 5 points - promos
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – reoccurring
- 5 points – alongside former host (Robert De Niro)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Ben Stiller)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 5 points – singing/dancing
- 1 point – “LIVE FROM NEW YORK…!”
- 10 points – monologue
- 5 points – sketch (Daddy Show)
- 5 points – singing/dancing
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Best X-Mas)
- 5 points – sketch (Lounge Singer)
- 5 points – singing/dancing
- 5 points – sketch (Weezer)
- 5 points – sketch (Breakin’ Balls)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
Cecily
Strong, 82 points
- 5 points - promos
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – reoccurring
- 5 points – alongside former host (Robert De Niro)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Ben Stiller)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 1 point – “LIVE FROM NEW YORK…!”
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Best X-Mas)
- 5 points – sketch (Ornaments)
- 5 points – singing/dancing
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Oscar Host Auditions)
- 5 points – sketch (Lounge Singer)
- 5 points – singing/dancing
- 5 points – sketch (Weezer)
- 5 points – sketch (Breakin’ Balls)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
Kate
McKinnon, 80 points
- 5 points - promos
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – reoccurring
- 5 points – alongside former host (Robert De Niro)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Ben Stiller)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 1 point – “LIVE FROM NEW YORK…!”
- 5 points – sketch (Daddy Show)
- 5 points – sketch (Ornaments)
- 5 points – reoccurring
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Oscar Host Auditions)
- 5 points – reoccurring
- 5 points – multiple characters
- 3 points – 10 to 1 sketch (Theresa May)
- 5 points – reoccurring
- 5 points – singing/dancing
- 2 points – in costume during goodnights
Aidy
Bryant, 77 points
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – reoccurring
- 5 points – alongside former host (Robert De Niro)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Ben Stiller)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 1 point – “LIVE FROM NEW YORK…!”
- 5 points – sketch (Daddy Show)
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Best X-Mas)
- 5 points – singing/dancing
- 5 points – sketch (Ornaments)
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Oscar Host Auditions)
- 5 points – reoccurring
- 5 points – multiple characters
- 3 points – 10 to 1 sketch (Theresa May)
- 5 points – reoccurring
- 2 points – in costume during goodnights
Kenan
Thompson, 65 points
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – alongside former host (Robert De Niro)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Ben Stiller)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 1 point – “LIVE FROM NEW YORK…!”
- 5 points – sketch (Daddy Show)
- 5 points – singing/dancing
- 5 points – sketch (Ornaments)
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Oscar Host Auditions)
- 5 points – reoccurring
- 5 points – sketch (Weezer)
- 5 points – sketch (Breakin’ Balls)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
Mikey Day, 57
points
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – reoccurring
- 5 points – alongside former host (Robert De Niro)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Ben Stiller)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 1 point – “LIVE FROM NEW YORK…!”
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Best X-Mas)
- 5 points – sketch (Ornaments)
- 7 points – Weekend Update
- 3 points – 10 to 1 sketch (Theresa May)
- 5 points – singing/dancing
- 2 points – in costume during goodnights
Alex Moffat,
43 points
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – reoccurring
- 5 points – alongside former host (Robert De Niro)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Ben Stiller)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 1 point – “LIVE FROM NEW YORK…!”
- 5 points – sketch (Daddy Show)
- 5 points – singing/dancing
- 5 points – sketch (Lounge Singer)
Melissa
Villaseñor, 37 points
- 5 points – sketch (Daddy Show)
- 5 points – singing/dancing
- 5 points – sketch (Ornaments)
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Oscar Host Auditions)
- 5 points – reoccurring
- 5 points – sketch (Lounge Singer)
- 5 points – singing/dancing
Alec Baldwin,
28 points
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – reoccurring
- 5 points – alongside former host (Robert De Niro)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Ben Stiller)
- 1 point – “LIVE FROM NEW YORK…!”
- 5 points – sketch (Breakin’ Balls)
Kyle Mooney,
20 points
- 5 points – sketch (Ornaments)
- 5 points – sketch (Lounge Singer)
- 5 points – sketch (Breakin’ Balls)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
Pete
Davidson, 9 points
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Oscar Host Auditions)
- 2 points – introduces song
Leslie
Jones, 7 points
- 5 points – sketch (Weezer)
- 2 points – scripted swear
FEATURED CAST
Heidi
Gardner, 67 points
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – alongside former host (Robert De Niro)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Ben Stiller)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 1 point – “LIVE FROM NEW YORK…!”
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Oscar Host Auditions)
- 5 points – reoccurring
- 5 points – sketch (Lounge Singer)
- 7 points – Weekend Update
- 5 points – reoccurring
- 5 points – sketch (Weezer)
- 5 points – sketch (Breakin’ Balls)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
Ego Nwodim,
33 points
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – alongside former host (Robert De Niro)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Ben Stiller)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 1 point – “LIVE FROM NEW YORK…!”
- 5 points – sketch (Daddy Show)
- 5 points – singing/dancing
Chris Redd 10
points
- 5 points – sketch (Daddy Show)
- 5 points – host hug
HOST
Matt Damon,
115 points
- 15 points – cold open
- 5 points – reoccurring
- 5 points – alongside former host (Robert De Niro)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Ben Stiller)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 5 points – sketch (Daddy Show)
- 5 points – singing/dancing
- 10 points – pre-taped sketch (Best X-Mas)
- 8 points – scripted swear (x4)
- 5 points – sketch (Ornaments)
- 10 points – pre-taped sketch (Oscar Host Auditions)
- 5 points – multiple characters
- 5 points – sketch (Lounge Singer)
- 10 points – Weekend Update
- 5 points – sketch (Weezer)
- 5 points – singing/dancing
- 5 points – sketch (Breakin’ Balls)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 5 points – sketch (Theresa May)
- 2 points – embraces guest first
- minus 10 points – did not thank cast
Ben Stiller,
45 points
- 15 points – cold open
- 5 points – reoccurring
- 5 points – alongside former host (Robert De Niro)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 15 points – “LIVE FROM NEW YORK…!”
Robert De
Niro, 45 points
- 15 points – cold open
- 5 points – reoccurring
- 5 points – alongside former host (Ben Stiller)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 15 points – “LIVE FROM NEW YORK…!”
Billion
Dollar Murrays – Russel H.
Cecily Strong – 82
Aidy Bryant – 77
Chris Redd – 10
Robert De
Niro - 45
MUSICAL GUEST – Mark Ronson and Miley Cyrus - SONGS: 1) Nothing
Breaks Like a Heart & 2) Happy Xmas (War Is Over)
10 points – first song
20 points – second song
EPISODE NINE TOTAL 244
Hunter the
Hungries Gotta Eat – Rob M.
Cecily Strong - 82
Kenan Thompson - 65
Chris Redd - 10
MUSICAL GUEST – Mark Ronson and Miley Cyrus - SONGS: 1) Nothing
Breaks Like a Heart & 2) Happy Xmas (War Is Over)
10 points – first song
20 points – second song
EPISODE NINE TOTAL 187
War Horse
Can Dance – Megan M.
Alex Moffat - 43
Kenan Thompson - 65
Aidy Bryant - 77
MUSICAL GUEST – Mark Ronson and Miley Cyrus – NO SONGS CHOSEN
EPISODE NINE TOTAL 185
Holtzwomenn
– Sarah R.
Beck Bennett – 95
Kyle Mooney – 20
Mikey Day – 57
MUSICAL GUEST – Mark Ronson and Miley Cyrus – NO SONGS CHOSEN
EPISODE NINE TOTAL 172
The Not
Ready For First Place Players –
Kevin M.
Beck Bennett – 95
Heidi Gardner – 67
Pete Davidson – 9
MUSICAL GUEST – Mark Ronson and Miley Cyrus – NO SONGS CHOSEN
EPISODE NINE TOTAL 171
The Team
You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At A Party – Brian E.
Mikey Day - 57
Alex Moffat - 43
Melissa Villasenor - 37
MUSICAL GUEST – Mark Ronson and Miley Cyrus - SONGS: 1) Happy Xmas
(War Is Over) & 2) Nothing Breaks Like a Heart
5 points – song
5 points - song
EPISODE NINE TOTAL 147
The
Ignorant Sluts – Matthew S.
Kyle Mooney – 20
Heidi Gardner – 67
Pete Davidson – 9
MUSICAL GUEST – Mark Ronson and Miley Cyrus - SONGS: 1) Nothing
Breaks Like a Heart & 2) Happy Xmas (War Is Over)
10 points – first song
20 points – second song
EPISODE NINE TOTAL 126
| # | TEAM NAME | ∧∨-- | HIGH[EP] | CAST | HOST | SONG | TOTAL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Billion Dollar Murrays
|
-- | 244 [09] | 980 | 220 | 150 | 1350 |
| 2 |
Hunter the Hungries Gotta Eat
|
-- | 205 [06] | 1074 | 80 | 60 | 1214 |
| 3 |
The Not Ready For First Place Players
|
-- | 190 [08] | 993 | 94 | 110 | 1197 |
| 4 |
War Horse Can Dance
|
∧1 | 185 [09] | 1079 | 20 | 0 | 1099 |
| 5 |
The Ignorant Sluts
|
∨1 | 182 [04] | 787 | 142 | 140 | 1069 |
| 6 |
Holtzwomenn
|
-- | 172 [09] | 944 | 0 | 65 | 1009 |
| 7 |
The Team You Wish You Hadn’t
Started A Conversation With At A Party
|
-- | 147 [09] | 815 | 0 | 50 | 865 |
Apologies for the late points breakdown, holidays gotta holiday and that's for the days you can get off during the fourth quarter of the year! Thank you to Rob M. for getting those points broken down! Matt Damon ended up hosting what was maybe... the best episode of the year so far? Sorry, we're all in the thick of it, in our sixth season of Saturday Night Live Fantasy League and the way of the world has made it a little less easy to tune in at midnight every Saturday, even for us. Honestly, rotating the points breakdown has been a League saver! Well done though, Matt Damon... the Weezer sketch and its scarcity after the original airing, made it a viral sensation within the League group chat!
We don't know when the next episode of SNL will be, other then a Saturday in the next few weeks, but there are likely twelve more episodes to last us until May! Check in on the Saturday Night Live Fantasy League for more points breakdowns in the future!
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