Saturday Night Live Fantasy League: Episode 42x16: Scarlett Johansson & Lorde
March 14, 2017- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 10 points – monologue
- 5 points - kiss
- 5 points – singing/dancing
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Cherry Grove)
- 5 points – crying
- 5 points – kiss
- 7 points – Weekend Update
- 5 points – reoccurring (Jeff Sessions)
- 5 points – sketch (True Tales from the Sea)
- 5 points – reoccurring (Shud)
- 10 points – kiss within tongue
- 5 points – singing
- 5 points – eating
- 5 points – spit take
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 5 points – “LIVE FROM NEW YORK…!”
- 10 points – monologue
- 5 points – singing/dancing
- 5 points – sketch (Good Day Denver)
- 5 points – sketch (Oliver Garden commercial)
- 5 points - kiss
- 5 points - eating
- 5 points – sketch (Shanice Goodwin Ninja)
- 3 points – 10 to 1 sketch (David’s Secret Life)
- 5 points – singing
- 2 points – swearing (“ass”)
- 5 points - promos
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 3 points – sketch V/O (Cherry Grove)
- 3 points – sketch V/O (X-5 Prototype)
- 5 points – sketch (Oliver Garden commercial)
- 3 points – V/O sketch (Jergens)
- 5 points – sketch (True Tales from the Sea)
- 5 points – sketch (Shanice Goodwin Ninja)
- 3 points – 10 to 1 sketch (A Day Without Women)
- 5 points – as Himself
- 5 points - singing
- 5 points - promos
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Cherry Grove)
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Complicit)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 3 points – 10 to 1 sketch (A Day Without Women)
- 5 points – as Herself
- 3 points – 10 to 1 sketch (David’s Secret Life)
- 5 points – singing/dancing
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 5 points – sketch (Oliver Garden commercial)
- 5 points – kiss
- 5 points – eating
- 5 points – sketch (Shanice Goodwin Ninja)
- 5 points – reoccurring (Shanice Goodwin)
- 2 points – swearing (“bitch”)
- 3 points – 10 to 1 sketch (A Day Without Women)
- 3 points – 10 to 1 sketch (David’s Secret Life)
- 5 points - dancing
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 5 points – “LIVE FROM NEW YORK…!”
- 5 points – sketch (Good Day Denver)
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Complicit)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 5 points – sketch (Shanice Goodwin Ninja)
- 3 points – 10 to 1 sketch (David’s Secret Life)
- 5 points - dancing
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 5 points – sketch (Good Day Denver)
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Cherry Grove)
- 5 points – sketch (X-5 Prototype)
- 3 points – V/O sketch (Complicit)
- 5 points – sketch (True Tales from the Sea)
- 5 points - singing
- 3 points – 10 to 1 sketch (A Day Without Women)
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 5 points – sketch (X-5 Prototype)
- 5 points – sketch (Shanice Goodwin Ninja)
- 3 points – 10 to 1 sketch (A Day Without Women)
- 5 points – as Himself
- 5 points - singing
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Cherry Grove)
- 5 points – sketch (True Tales from the Sea)
- 5 points – singing
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Complicit)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 5 points – sketch (Shanice Goodwin Ninja)
- 3 points – 10 to 1 sketch (A Day Without Women)
- 3 points – 10 to 1 sketch (David’s Secret Life)
- 5 points – singing/dancing
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 7 points – Weekend Update
- 5 points – as Himself
- 2 points – swearing (“ass”)
- 5 points - promos
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 5 points – sketch (X-5 Prototype)
- 2 points – swearing (“jackass”)
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Complicit)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 7 points – Weekend Update
- 5 points – sketch (Shanice Goodwin Ninja)
- 5 points – sketch (David’s Secret Life)
- 5 points – sketch (Good Day Denver)
- 5 points – sketch (X-5 Prototype)
- 5 points – sketch (Oliver Garden commercial)
- 5 points - kiss
- 5 points – eating
- 5 points – sketch (True Tales from the Sea)
- 5 points – sketch (Shanice Goodwin Ninja)
- 7 points – cold open
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 7 points – pre-taped sketch (Complicit)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 5 points – singing/dancing
- 5 points – sketch (Good Day Denver)
- 10 points – pre-taped sketch (Cherry Grove)
- 5 points – crying
- 5 points - kiss
- 5 points – sketch (X-5 Prototype)
- 2 points – swearing (“dumbass”)
- 5 points – sketch (Oliver Garden commercial)
- 5 points – kiss
- 10 points – pre-taped sketch (Complicit)
- 5 points – alongside former host (Alec Baldwin)
- 5 points – sketch (True Tales from the Sea)
- 5 points - singing
- 5 points – sketch (Shanice Goodwin Ninja)
- 5 points – sketch (A Day Without Women)
- 5 points – sketch (David’s Secret Life)
- 5 points - singing
- 2 points – swearing (“ass”)
- 2 points – embraces guest first
- TBD – 5.0 or higher ratings points
- 15 points – cold open
- 5 points – reoccurring (Donald Trump)
- 15 points – “LIVE FROM NEW YORK…!”
- 10 points – pre-taped sketch (Complicit)
- 5 points – sketch (A Day Without Women)
# | TEAM NAME | ∧∨-- | HIGH[EP] | HOST | SONG | TOTAL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | The Ignorant Sluts | -- | 197[11] | 112 | 110 | 2364 |
2 | Holtzwomenn | -- | 229[07] | 142 | 80 | 2205 |
3 | War Horse Can Dance | -- | 217[14] | 612 | 108 | 2200 |
4 | Buffalo Bill Murrays | ∧1 | 213[09] | 171 | 135 | 2000 |
5 | Not Ready For First Place Players | ∨1 | 204[07] | 119 | 75 | 1999 |
6 | The Team You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At A Party | -- | 171[03/08] | 45 | 60 | 1825 |
7 | The Style Boyz | -- | 221[03] | 195 | 40 | 1654 |
# | TEAM NAME | ∧∨-- | HIGH[EP] | HOST | SONG | TOTAL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Night CrawlerZ | -- | 373[07] | 847 | 90 | 3281 |
2 | Jenny Slate’s Potty Mouth | -- | 266[08] | 0 | 81 | 2527 |
3 | Suck It Trebek | -- | 247[04] | 233 | 60 | 2413 |
4 | Martha Stewart’s Home For The Holidays Topless Christmas Special | -- | 233[07] | 10 | 40 | 2407 |
5 | Murry’d With Children | -- | 276[07] | 104 | 30 | 2346 |
6 | Three Legged Jeans | -- | 235[08] | 55 | 81 | 2060 |
7 | Kebert Xela | -- | 166[14] | 0 | 15 | 1518 |
# | TEAM NAME | ∧∨-- | HIGH[EP] | HOST | SONG | TOTAL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Lazy Sunfeys | -- | 253[07] | 584 | 79 | 2558 |
2 | Jones’n For A Good Time | -- | 217[02/04] | 166 | 126 | 2144 |
3 | Haders To The Left | -- | 189[16] | 134 | 117 | 2062 |
4 | Lorne Again Christians | -- | 257[08] | 82 | 23 | 1908 |
5 | Boyfriend’s Talk Show | ∧1 | 194[11] | 55 | 105 | 1854 |
6 | International Na$ty Gals | ∨1 | 239[07] | 78 | 51 | 1815 |
7 | The Gay You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At A Party | -- | 202[03] | 108 | 0 | 1513 |
8 | Jon Bovi | -- | 161[05] | 115 | 21 | 1301 |
# | TEAM NAME | ∧∨-- | HIGH[EP] | HOST | SONG | TOTAL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Johnny Switchblade | -- | 288[04] | 182 | 95 | 2856 |
2 | I Know Why The Caged Bird Laughs | ∧1 | 340[08] | 77 | 157 | 2657 |
3 | Go Gene Rayburn! | ∨1 | 313[07] | 157 | 92 | 2645 |
4 | Don’t Make Me Sing | ∧1 | 267[08] | 70 | 0 | 2508 |
5 | DJ Baby Bok Choi | ∨1 | 328[03] | 133 | 34 | 2500 |
6 | Space Pants | ∨1 | 274[07] | 179 | 105 | 2462 |
7 | Wookin’ Pa Nub | -- | 259[16] | 487 | 97 | 2456 |
# | TEAM NAME | ∧∨-- | HIGH[EP] | HOST | SONG | TOTAL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | The Weekenders | ∧1 | 269[16] | 623 | 0 | 2847 |
2 | Not A Strong Swimmer | ∨1 | 292[08] | 77 | 122 | 2822 |
3 | Lil Baby Aidy | ∧1 | 271[08] | 202 | 92 | 2617 |
4 | This Team Has Everything | ∨1 | 283[07] | 201 | 66 | 2598 |
5 | Skanky Little Prostitutes | -- | 227[04] | 157 | 127 | 2278 |
6 | Heather From Work | -- | 276[07] | 83 | 98 | 2061 |
# | TEAM NAME | ∧∨-- | HIGH[EP] | HOST | SONG | TOTAL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Dan Akroyd Rage | -- | 345[16] | 281 | 84 | 2949 |
2 | Kristen Wiig In A Box | -- | 262[05] | 182 | 91 | 2471 |
3 | The Vondrukes | ∧1 | 225[08] | 45 | 0 | 2259 |
4 | Total Bastard Airlines | ∨1 | 245[07] | 27 | 5 | 2244 |
5 | E. Buzz Miller’s Saturday Night Live Fantasy League Team | -- | 218[08] | 10 | 0 | 1921 |
6 | The Ninos | -- | 279[07] | 73 | 0 | 1786 |
# | TEAM NAME | ∧∨-- | HIGH[EP] | HOST | SONG | TOTAL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | El Nino | -- | 275[08] | 177 | 98 | 2189 |
2 | Lovitz Knows No Bounds | -- | 258[16] | 96 | 59 | 2012 |
3 | A One-Dimensional Female Character From A Male Driven Comedy | -- | 175[03] | 0 | 39 | 1923 |
4 | @TheRealLindseyBuckingham | -- | 178[08] | 0 | 30 | 1858 |
5 | Blizzard Man | -- | 167[07] | 0 | 111 | 1678 |
6 | Sports Team! | -- | 175[08] | 133 | 17 | 1564 |
7 | Scrumtrelescent | -- | 224[07] | 242 | 30 | 1393 |
8 | Junk Squad | -- | 132[07] | 0 | 0 | 1107 |
Though hey, even that's kinda worked within the system!
Scarlett hosted, Lorde sang, and now a new NEW member of the Five Timers Club has been announced with Louis C.K. hosting in THREE WEEKS! Congrats to the five teams who chose C.K. as host! Louis is an always enjoyable host, so it should be an entertaining episode!
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