Saturday Night Live Fantasy League: Episode 39x14: Jim Parsons & Beck
March 03, 2014
- 15 points - cold open
- 5 points - reoccurring (Ellen)
- 5 points - dancing
- 20 points - "LIVE FROM NEW YORK...!"
- 10 points - opening monologue
- 5 points - singing
- 5 points - sketch (Tonkerbell)
- 10 points - commercial parody (Bird Bible)
- 5 points - sketch (Dance Floor Killer)
- 5 points - dancing
- 5 points - sketch (Murder Mystery)
- 15 points - cold open
- 10 points - opening monologue
- 5 points - singing/dancing
- 5 points - sketch (Dance Floor Killer)
- 5 points - dancing
- 10 points - film parody (12 Years a Slave open call)
- 10 points - Weekend Update
- 5 points - reoccurring (Charles Barkley)
- 2 points - sketch post-second song (Mr. Conrad’s Soiled Underwear)
- 2 points - sketch post-second song (Dwayne's Birthday)
- 15 points - cold open
- 10 points - opening monologue
- 5 points - singing/dancing
- 5 points - sketch (Dance Floor Killer)
- 5 points - dancing
- 10 points - film parody (12 Years a Slave open call)
- 10 points - Weekend Update
- 5 points - reoccurring (Shaq)
- 10 points - opening monologue
- 5 points - singing/dancing
- 5 points - sketch (Dance Floor Killer)
- 5 points - dancing
- 10 points - Weekend Update
- 5 points - reoccurring (Jebidiah)
- 2 points - swears ("got their BITCH on")
- 5 points - sketch (Murder Mystery)
- 5 points - sketch (Spotlightz)
- 15 points - cold open
- 5 points - sketch (Dance Floor Killer)
- 5 points - dancing
- 10 points - film parody (12 Years a Slave open call)
- 5 points - sketch (Spotlightz)
- 1 point - sketch post-second song NPC (Mr. Conrad’s Soiled Underwear)
- 15 points - cold open
- 5 points - sketch (Tonkerbell)
- 10 points - swearings ("My ass is here...", "m'yass", "nice ass", "burned y'r ass")
- 5 points - sketch (Spotlightz)
- 2 points - sketch post-second song (Mr. Conrad’s Soiled Underwear)
- 5 points - promos
- 10 points - opening monologue
- 5 points - singing/dancing
- 5 points - sketch (Tonkerbell)
- 10 points - film parody (12 Years a Slave open call)
- 2 points - sketch post-second song (Mr. Conrad’s Soiled Underwear)
- 5 points - promos
- 10 points - film parody (12 Years a Slave open call)
- 10 points - Weekend Update
- 5 points - sketch (Murder Mystery)
- 15 points - cold open
- 10 points - commercial parody (Bird Bible)
- 10 points - film parody (12 Years a Slave open call)
- 2 points - sketch post-second song (Mr. Conrad’s Soiled Underwear)
- 10 points - film parody (12 Years a Slave open call)
- 5 points - sketch (Murder Mystery)
- 5 points - sketch (Spotlightz)
- 1 point - sketch post-second song NPC (Mr. Conrad’s Soiled Underwear)
- 5 points - sketch (Dance Floor Killer)
- 5 points - sketch (Murder Mystery)
- 5 points - sketch (Spotlightz)
- 2 points - sketch post-second song (Dwayne's Birthday)
- 2 points - in costume during goodnight
- 5 points - sketch (Dance Floor Killer)
- 5 points - dancing
- 5 points - sketch (Spotlightz)
- 1 point - sketch post-second song NPC (Mr. Conrad’s Soiled Underwear)
- 10 points - film parody (12 Years a Slave open call)
- 2 points - sketch post-second song (Dwayne's Birthday)
- 2 points - in costume during goodnight
- 5 points - sketch (Tonkerbell)
- 2 points - sketch post-second song (Dwayne's Birthday)
- 2 points - in costume during goodnight
- 5 points - sketch (Tonkerbell)
- 1 point - sketch post-second song NPC (Mr. Conrad’s Soiled Underwear)
THE IGNORANT SLUTS - Matt
- MILLION DOLLAR BILL MURRAYS - 2, 129
- THE IGNORANT SLUTS - 2, 091
- THE TEAM YOU WISH YOU HADN'T STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH AT A PARTY - 2, 059
- RECLUSIVE PENINSULA - 1, 866
- SUCK IT TREBEK - 1, 842
- DAN AKROYD RAGE - 1, 827
- BILL BRASKY - 1, 814
- FIVE TIMERS CLUB - 1, 766
- YOU KNOW IT'S THE TEAM WITH THE HIGH-WAISTED MIDGETS THAT HAVE, LIKE, THE RED PANTS AND BIG ASS - 1, 500
- EXTREME CLOSE-UP - 1, 500
LISTEN TO THE PODCAST! Have you heard about it, we’re doing a podcast for the SNL Fantasy League now! And by we I mean championed by, and hosted by, the wonderful Rob Moden, alongside Brian Edwards and Leah Sueko. I will be popping in from time-to-time, but Trivia Club’s is a growing empire and I trust Rob, Brian, and Leah, so enjoy your time with THEM most of all.
It was strongly hosted show this week, and I mean that in two ways. One, I enjoy Parsons for him limited skill-set (or seemingly, it's just separate the man from the character) and two, they certainly featured Jim in a LOT of sketches throughout the night. Maybe the most this season, other then McCarthy or Drake. Though it is true (see: Quotes), as well, that if they can write this kind of material for Parsons, then Milhiser has a strong future potentially.
Kate McKinnon had a welcome strong showing (especially for The Ignorant Sluts and The Team You Wish...) and Mike O'Brien, in terms of featured cast, had his strongest show to date. It's excellent to see them give O'Brien more rope on live sketches. He earned that kiss at he goodnights! And Aidy Bryant may have gotten only one sketch but it was a blue-chipper, as there's nothing she can't make wildly entertaining with throw away gestures and inflection.
See you NEXT WEEK, wow it's been a while since I've said that... the month really took a lot out of me. Yes, next week, for Lena Dunham's first go at hosting SNL! Things will be cordial, and critics will be constructive because the internet? HAHAHA, no but seriously, this will at least be a safe place for Lena Dunham's SNL show. I make no promises about the podcast, however. Oh, and WELL DONE Kevin, on the host pick. Certainly our best prognostication so far.
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