Saturday Night Live Fantasy League: Episode 41x14: Jonah Hill & Future

March 08, 2016

Minding the P’s and Q’s of SNL
PROBLEMATIC: This will be another shorter edition of P’s and Q’s, but ultimately this is what we’re looking at with Jonah Hill on his fourth hosting stint (yes, one step away from the Five Timers Club, he’s this generation of Elliot Gould, ladies and gents) is that it reminds you of the kind of Host and the kind of actor that Jonah Hill seems to be. Self-effacing, a sincerely nice guy, who that also tries hard enough to come off as gratingly fake at times. He didn’t pick his character in This Is The End out of a hat. I feel like Jonah Hill would have been an A-plus cast member on the show, living somewhere between Killam and Moynihan, if he hadn’t connected with Apatow and the gang! The episode took more chances overall then any other this season, but it didn’t mean those chances paid off.
QUALITY: Future is incredibly likable, no? Maybe it’s the association with OVO that gives me the bias, but even his helping Jonah Hill give a different spin to the ol’ Musical Monologue was a nice touch. Sorry though, Jumpman being in the possible won’t get you Song Choice points, League members! The precident was actually set by Kanye West last episode, if a song happens in a non-Musical Guest section such as “I Love Kanye” off of Life of Pablo being Kanye’s “freestyle”, then it doesn’t count as a Song Choice! Soooo close though.


REPERTORY CAST
Beck Bennett, 51 points
  • 7 points - cold open
  • 7 points - pre-taped sketch (Racists for Trump)
  • 5 points - sketch (Fond Du Lac Action News)
  • 5 points - sketch (Oak Ridge Senior Auction)
  • 5 points - sketch (Murder Mystery)
  • 7 points - pre-taped sketch (Inside SoCal)
  • 5 points - reoccurring (Casey)
  • 2 points - swearing ("f*ckin'")
  • 3 points - 10 to 1 sketch (Silver Star Catering)
  • 5 points - host hug

Taran Killam, 51 points
  • 7 points - cold open
  • 5 points - reoccurring (Ted Cruz)
  • 7 points - pre-taped sketch (Racists for Trump)
  • 5 points - sketch (Fond Du Lac Action News)
  • 7 points - pre-taped sketch (The Champ)
  • 5 points - sketch (Oak Ridge Senior Auction)
  • 5 points - sketch (Murder Mystery)
  • minus 2 points - break
  • 7 points - pre-taped sketch (Inside SoCal)
  • 3 points - 10 to 1 sketch (Silver Star Catering)
  • 2 points - in costume at goodnights

Cecily Strong, 49 points
  • 5 points - sketch (Fond Du Lac Action News)
  • 7 points - pre-taped sketch (The Champ)
  • 5 points - sketch (Oak Ridge Senior Auction)
  • 7 points - Weekend Update
  • 5 points - reoccurring (The Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started A Conversation With At A Party)
  • 5 points - singing
  • 5 points - sketch (Murder Mystery)
  • 7 points - pre-taped sketch (Inside SoCal)
  • 3 points - 10 to 1 sketch (Silver Star Catering)

Jay Pharoah, 40 points
  • 10 points - monologue
  • 7 points - pre-taped sketch (The Champ)
  • 5 points - sketch (Oak Ridge Senior Auction)
  • 7 points - Weekend Update
  • 5 points - as Himself
  • 6 points - swearing ("son of a bitch" x3)

Kate McKinnon, 36 points
  • 5 points - promo
  • 7 points - cold open
  • 5 points - reoccurring (Hillary Clinton)
  • 7 points - pre-taped sketch (The Champ)
  • 7 points - Weekend Update
  • 5 points - sketch (Murder Mystery)

Bobby Moynihan, 36 points
  • 7 points - cold open
  • 5 points - reoccurring (Chris Christie)
  • 7 points - pre-taped sketch (Racists for Trump)
  • 5 points - sketch (Fond Du Lac Action News)
  • 7 points - pre-taped sketch (The Champ)
  • 5 points - sketch (Oak Ridge Senior Auction)

Kyle Mooney, 34 points
  • 10 points - monologue
  • 7 points - pre-taped sketch (Racists for Trump)
  • 5 points - sketch (Oak Ridge Senior Auction)
  • 7 points - pre-taped sketch (Inside SoCal)
  • 5 points - reoccurring (Todd)

Vanessa Bayer, 31 points
  • 7 points - pre-taped sketch (Racists for Trump)
  • 5 points - sketch (Fond Du Lac Action News)
  • 7 points - pre-taped sketch (The Champ)
  • 7 points - Weekend Update
  • 5 points - as Herself

Aidy Bryant, 25 points
  • 7 points - pre-taped sketch (Racists for Trump)
  • 5 points - sketch (Fond Du Lac Action News)
  • 5 points - sketch (Oak Ridge Senior Auction)
  • 5 points - sketch (Murder Mystery)
  • 3 points - 10 to 1 sketch (Silver Star Catering)

Kenan Thompson, 24 points
  • 7 points - pre-taped sketch (The Champ)
  • 5 points - sketch (Murder Mystery)
  • 7 points - pre-taped sketch (Inside SoCal)
  • 3 points - 10 to 1 sketch (Silver Star Catering)
  • 2 points - in costume at goodnights

Sasheer Zamata, 12 points
  • 7 points - pre-taped sketch (The Champ)
  • 5 points - sketch (Oak Ridge Senior Auction)

FEATURED CAST
Pete Davidson, 12 points
  • 5 points - sketch (Oak Ridge Senior Auction)
  • 7 points - pre-taped sketch (Inside SoCal)

Jon Rudnitsky, 12 points
  • 7 points - pre-taped sketch (The Champ)
  • 5 points - sketch (Oak Ridge Senior Auction)

Leslie Jones, 10 points
  • 5 points - promo
  • 5 points - sketch (Oak Ridge Senior Auction)

HOST
Jonah Hill, 47 points
  • 5 points - rapping
  • 5 points - sketch (Fond Du Lac Action News)
  • 10 points - pre-taped sketch (The Champ)
  • 5 points - sketch (Oak Ridge Senior Auction)
  • 5 points - sketch (Murder Mystery)
  • 10 points - pre-taped sketch (Inside SoCal)
  • 5 points - sketch (Silver Star Catering)
  • 2 points - embraces guest first

Jason Sudekis, 30 points
  • 15 points - cold open
  • 15 points - "LIVE FROM NEW YORK...!"


HARTMAN GROUP

WAR HORSE CAN DANCE - Megan M.
Cecily Strong - 49
Bobby Moynihan - 36
Beck Bennett - 51
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - NO SONGS CHOSEN
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 136

THE NOT READY FOR FIRST PLACE PLAYERS - Kevin M.
Taran Killam - 51
Jay Pharoah - 40
Vanessa Bayer - 31
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - SONGS: 1) Jumpman & 2) March Madness
10 points - second song
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 132

BILLION DOLLAR MURRAYS - Russel
Kate McKinnon - 36
Aidy Bryant - 25
Beck Bennett - 51
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - SONGS: 1) Low Life & 2) Maybach
5 points - first song
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 117

MARK WAHLBERG ATE MARK WAHLBERG - Sarah R.
Cecily Strong - 49
Bobby Moynihan - 36
Vanessa Bayer - 31
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - SONGS: 1) Fly Shit Only & 2) Lie to Me
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 116

THE IGNORANT SLUTS - Matt
Kenan Thompson - 24
Jay Pharoah - 40
Kyle Mooney - 34
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - SONGS: 1) Low Life & 2) March Madness
5 points - first song
10 points - second song
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 113

DESOLATE ISLE - Rob M.
Taran Killam - 51
Aidy Bryant - 25
Leslie Jones - 10
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - NO SONGS CHOSEN
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 86

THE FUTURE MRS. RANDY GOLDMAN - Leah
Kenan Thompson - 24
Kyle Mooney - 34
Jon Rudnitsky - 12
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - NO SONGS CHOSEN
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 70

THE TEAM YOU WISH YOU HADN'T STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH AT A PARTY - Brian
Kate McKinnon - 36
Leslie Jones - 10
Jon Rudnitsky - 12
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - SONGS: 1) Maybach & 2) Ain't No Time
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 58

PHIL HARTMAN TROPHY STANDINGS (after Episode 41x14)
  1. The Not Ready for First Place Players - 1801
  2. Desolate Isle - 1792
  3. War Horse Can Dance - 1763
  4. Billion Dollar Murrays - 1676
  5. Mark Wahlberg Ate Mark Wahlberg – 1633
  6. The Ignorant Sluts – 1516
  7. The Team You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At A Party - 1487
  8. The Future Mrs. Randy Goldman – 1323


RADNER GROUP

LIL BABY AIDY - Will
Aidy Bryant - 25
Taran Killam - 51
Beck Bennett -  51
Vanessa Bayer - 31
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - SONGS: 1) Seven Rings & 2) Program
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 158

THE DARK, CLENCHED HOLE OF EVIL - Robb
Taran Killam - 51
Bobby Moynihan - 36
Cecily Strong - 49
Sasheer Zamata - 12
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - NO SONGS CHOSEN
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 148

SKANKY LITTLE PROSTITUTES - Mike
Kate McKinnon - 36
Cecily Strong - 49
Jay Pharoah - 40
Pete Davidson - 12
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - SONGS: 1) Low Life & 2) ???
5 points - first song
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 142

KEBERT XELA - Christopher
Kenan Thompson - 24
Aidy Bryant - 25
Beck Bennett - 51
Kyle Mooney - 34
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - NO SONGS CHOSEN
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 134

MY DOLL'S NAME IS JENNY - Douglas
Kate McKinnon - 36
Kyle Mooney - 34
Jay Pharoah - 40
Leslie Jones - 10
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - NO SONGS CHOSEN
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 120

THREE-LEGGED JEANS - Lori
Kenan Thompson - 24
Bobby Moynihan - 36
Leslie Jones - 10
Pete Davidson - 12
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - NO SONGS CHOSEN
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 82

GILDED RADNER STANDINGS (after Episode 41x14)
  1. Lil Baby Aidy - 2330
  2. Skanky Little Prostitutes - 2274
  3. The Dark, Clenched Hole of Evil - 2218
  4. My Doll’s Name Is Jenny - 2028
  5. Kebert Xela – 1875
  6. Three-Legged Jeans – 1803


MYERS GROUP

SPOOKY BEHAVIOR - Emily
Cecily Strong - 49
Beck Bennett - 51
Kyle Mooney - 34
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - NO SONGS CHOSEN
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 134

THE VONDRUKES - Samantha B.
Bobby Moynihan - 36
Jay Pharoah - 40
Leslie Jones - 10
Jonah Hill - 47
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - NO SONGS CHOSEN
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 133

ANTHONY'S JOE PESCI SHOWMANSHIP - Anthony
Pete Davidson - 12
Vanessa Bayer - 31
Beck Bennett - 51
Jason Sudeikis - 30
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - NO SONGS CHOSEN
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 124

NOT A STRONG SWIMMER - Krissy
Cecily Strong - 49
Kenan Thompson - 24
Vanessa Bayer - 31
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - SONGS: 1) Low Life & 2) Maybach
5 points - first song
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 109

SUCK IT TREBEK - Sarah C.
Taran Killam - 51
Kenan Thompson - 24
Aidy Bryant - 25
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - NO SONGS CHOSEN
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 100

COLIN JOST'S GHOSTS - Colm
Taran Killam - 51
Kyle Mooney - 34
Jon Rudnitsky - 12
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - NO SONGS CHOSEN
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 97

DAN AKROYD RAGE - Mark
Kate McKinnon - 36
Bobby Moynihan - 36
Aidy Bryant - 25
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - NO SONGS CHOSEN
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 97

ORGANIC WIFI - Andrew K.
Kate McKinnon - 36
Jay Pharoah - 40
Leslie Jones - 10
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - SONGS: 1) Low Life & 2) Where Ya At
5 points - first song
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 91

WAYNE’S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP STANDINGS (after Episode 41x14)
  1. Organic Wifi - 1916
  2. Suck It Trebek - 1746
  3. Dan Akroyd Rage - 1699
  4. Not A Strong Swimmer - 1683
  5. The Vondrukes – 1505
  6. Colin Jost’s Ghost – 1433
  7. Spooky Behavior - 1416
  8. Anthony’s Joe Pesci Showmanship – 1365


FARLEY GROUP

MURRY'D WITH CHILDREN - Johnny
Kate McKinnon - 36
Cecily Strong - 49
Beck Bennett - 51
Leslie Jones - 10
Jason Sudeikis - 30
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - NO SONGS CHOSEN
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 176

THIS TEAM HAS EVERYTHING - Sarah S.
Beck Bennett - 51
Kyle Mooney - 34
Aidy Bryant - 25
Jay Pharoah - 40
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - SONGS: 1) Fly Shit Only & 2) Low Life
2 points - song
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 152

MISS SWAN'S LOWERED EXPECTATIONS - Patrick
Cecily Strong - 49
Kenan Thompson - 24
Vanessa Bayer - 31
Kyle Mooney - 34
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - NO SONGS CHOSEN
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 138

EFFIE VILLALOPOLUS' PROFESSIONAL COMPLAINERS - David S.
Taran Killam - 51
Bobby Moynihan - 36
Vanessa Bayer - 31
Pete Davidson - 12
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - NO SONGS CHOSEN
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 130

BILL BRASKY'S DRINKING BUDDIES - Saad
Taran Killam - 51
Aidy Bryant  - 25
Jay Pharoah - 40
Sasheer Zamata - 12
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - NO SONGS CHOSEN
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 128

DRUNCLE - Mick
Kate McKinnon - 36
Kenan Thompson - 24
Bobby Moynihan - 36
Sasheer Zamata - 12
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - NO SONGS CHOSEN
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 108

FARLEY GROUP STANDINGS (after Episode 41x14)
  1. Murry’d With Children - 2249
  2. Effie Villalopolus’ Professional Complainers – 2202
  3. Miss Swan’s Lowered Expectations – 2203
  4. Druncle – 2088
  5. Bill Brasky’s Drinking Buddies – 1856
  6. This Team Has Everything – 1721


BELUSHI GROUP

THE NIGHT CRAWLERZ - Kevin K.
Taran Killam - 51
Cecily Strong - 49
Kenan Thompson - 24
Jay Pharoah - 40
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - SONGS: 1) Big Rings & Serve the Bass
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 164

COLOMBIAN DECAFFEINATED COFFEE CRYSTALS - Dylan
Kate McKinnon - 36
Beck Bennett - 51
Cecily Strong - 49
Pete Davidson - 12
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - NO SONGS CHOSEN
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 148

TOTAL BASTARD AIRLINES - Andrew R.
Kate McKinnon - 36
Bobby Moynihan - 36
Kyle Mooney - 34
Sasheer Zamata - 12
Jason Sudeikis - 30
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - NO SONGS CHOSEN
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 148

CRISIS OF CONFORMITY - David W.
Bobby Moynihan - 36
Jay Pharoah - 40
Kyle Mooney - 34
Vanessa Bayer - 31
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - NO SONGS CHOSEN
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 141

NUNI AND THE HAIR CHAIR - Megan R.M.
Aidy Bryant - 25
Taran Killam - 51
Leslie Jones - 10
Beck Bennett - 51
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - SONGS: 1) Sensational & 2) Jumpman
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 137

HARRY CARAY'S BBQ MOON RIBS - Ian
Kenan Thompson - 24
Vanessa Bayer - 31
Aidy Bryant - 25
Pete Davidson - 12
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - SONGS: 1) Blow A Bag & 2) Where Ya At
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 92

BELUSHI GROUP STANDINGS (after Episode 41x14)
  1. The Night Crawlerz - 2518
  2. Nuni and the Hair Chair - 2136
  3. Columbian Decaffeinated Coffee Crystals - 2132
  4. Total Bastard Airlines - 2040
  5. Harry Cary’s BBQ Moon Ribs – 1872
  6. Crisis of Conformity – 1768


POEHLER GROUP

HEATHER FROM WORK - Lauren
Cecily Strong - 49
Taran Killam - 51
Beck Bennett - 51
Kyle Mooney - 34
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - NO SONGS CHOSEN
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 185

LAZY SUNFEYS - Meg
Kenan Thompson - 24
Cecily Strong - 49
Beck Bennett - 51
Kyle Mooney - 34
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - SONGS: 1) Ain't No Time & 2) Low Life
2 points - song
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 160

THE WEEKENDERS - Justin
Kenan Thompson - 24
Bobby Moynihan - 36
Vanessa Bayer - 31
Jay Pharoah - 40
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - NO SONGS CHOSEN
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 131

HADERS TO THE LEFT - Samantha L.
Kate McKinnon - 36
Taran Killam - 51
Pete Davidson - 12
Leslie Jones - 10
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - SONGS: 1) Ain't No Time & 2) Low Life
2 points - song
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 111

BOYFRIENDS TALK SHOW - Andrew E.
Jay Pharoah - 40
Bobby Moynihan - 36
Aidy Bryant - 25
Leslie Jones - 10
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - NO SONGS CHOSEN
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 111

INTERNATIONAL NASTY GIRL$ - Abby
Kate McKinnon - 36
Vanessa Bayer - 31
Aidy Bryant - 25
Sasheer Zamata - 12
MUSICAL GUEST - Future - SONGS: 1) Low Life & 2) Seven Rings
5 points - song
EPISODE FOURTEEN TOTAL 109

POEHLER GROUP STANDINGS (after Episode 41x14)
  1. Haders to the Left – 2282
  2. Heather From Work - 2223
  3. Lazy Sunfeys - 2170
  4. International Nasty Girl$ - 2065
  5. The Weekenders - 2062
  6. Boyfriends Talk Show – 1821

So yes, a weird night with a handful of stand-out moments and multiple looks into specific American culture, also put Beck Bennett onto the same level of Taran Killam for an episode! This helped make some Group races closer, while also blowing the doors off of others! Still, we have as many as seven episode remaining in Season 41, with next week’s episode featuring Host AND Musical Guest AND noted enjoyer of donuts Ariana Grande! Congrats to War Horse Can Dance and Skanky Little Prostitutes on their Host choices!

You might have also noticed a lack of Song Choices across the board this week, and yes your noted commissioner was unable to remind the League to hand them in on time so just a reminder going forward that Song Choices for any Musical Guest, such as Grande on March 12th, will be due by 11:30pm EST on the night of the show! Once we go “live”, the clock has run out on those extra points!

Overly cut or sexual to an unsettling degree... these were my Grande .gif options, so I went with cute!
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